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Break's over. Back to
the dance floor. It's swing time.

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What's cookin', Guy?

3
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Hey, you look like your wife
just ran off with the mailman.

4
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I can't laugh, Shirl.
I'm really upset.

5
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What is it?

6
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Break's over.
You got a customer waitin'.

7
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Hey, that's not important.

8
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If I have to pick between
business and people...

9
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it's people every time.

10
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Shoot.

11
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It's about one of the employees.

12
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Oh, forget it.
You go on to your customers.

13
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No, no, it's okay.
Go ahead.

14
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This employee is a real sweetheart,
but she can't keep her yap shut.

15
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She's so busy talking to the stupid
customers about their stupid problems...

16
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it takes her forever
to get to her next lesson.

17
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You want me to talk to her?

18
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I'm good with helping people
with their problems.

19
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I've tried.
It doesn't do any good.

20
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What more can I do? Tattoo
"Time is money" on my forehead?

21
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Well, I hate to say this
'cause I see you care.

22
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Maybe you're just gonna
have to let her go.

23
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Consider it effective immediately.

24
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Me?

25
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You could've knocked me over
with a feather.

26
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Boy, he really set you up.

27
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I can't believe I actually
recommended firing myself.

28
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Sometimes I dream about
seeing Guy dropped on his head...

29
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from a tall building.

30
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Wait a second.
I have to make a wish.

31
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Shirl, you got to do this every day?

32
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Do you have a coin?

33
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If I don't make my wish,
somethin' bad's gonna happen.

34
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It already happened.
You got fired.

35
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That's just great, Shirl.

36
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What are we supposed to live on now?

37
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I thought you might try
lookin' for a job again.

38
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In this stinkin' town?

39
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There ain't no jobs in this town.
I'm sick of lookin'.

40
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This might be a great time
for us to move to Chicago.

41
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Pack our bags
and head to the big city.

42
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What do you say?

43
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You want to pick up
and leave everyone...

44
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leave all our friends.

45
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This town's dyin'.
We're dyin' with it.

46
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You been out of work how long?
Eight months, nine?

47
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I know you've looked hard,
but it's like you've given up.

48
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Chicago, huh?

49
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What is so goddamn great
about Chicago?

50
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What's so great about Chicago
is that it's not Flat River.

51
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You can't even cook, Shirl.

52
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You can't even keep
a half-assed job...

53
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pushing some old farts
around the dance floor.

54
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Everything you do gets screwed up.

55
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- Where you goin'?
- Get a couple of beers.

56
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You got a whole
six-pack left.

57
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I'm goin' out, Shirl.

58
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Steve, I'm leavin'.

59
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I'm leavin', Steve!

60
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Go on then.

61
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What about us gettin' married?

62
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Ain't you been married enough?

63
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I'll see you when I get home.

64
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- I won't be here.
- You wanna bet?

65
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I'm taking your bowling bag.

66
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It's been a long dark night

67
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And I been waitin' for morning

68
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It's been a long hard fight

69
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But I see a brand-new day
a-dawnin'

70
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I been lookin' for the sunshine

71
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'Cause I ain't seen it in so long

72
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Everything's gonna work out just fine

73
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Everything's gonna be all right

74
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That's been all wrong

75
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'Cause I can see the light
of a clear blue morning

76
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I can see the light
of a brand-new day

77
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I can see the light
of a clear blue morning

78
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And everything's gonna be all right

79
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It's gonna be okay

80
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It's been a long, long time

81
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Since I've known the taste of freedom

82
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And those clinging vines

83
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That had me bound
Well, I don't need 'em

84
00:07:04,036 --> 00:07:09,599
'Cause I am strong and I can prove it

85
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And I got my dreams to see me through

86
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It's just a mountain I can move it

87
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And with faith and love
there's nothing I can't do

88
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And I can see the light
of a clear blue morning

89
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And I can see the light
of a brand-new day

90
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I can see the light of
a clear blue morning

91
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And everything's gonna be all right

92
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It's gonna be okay

93
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I can see the light,
I can see the light

94
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I can see the light,
I can see the light

95
00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,661
Oh!

96
00:08:12,469 --> 00:08:15,995
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!

97
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Hey.!

98
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Hey!

99
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,565
Ohh!

100
00:09:18,298 --> 00:09:19,629
I gotcha!

101
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Hold on! Hold on!

102
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Just give me your hand.
Give me your hand.

103
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I gotcha.
Don't look down.

104
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Put your foot there.

105
00:09:34,913 --> 00:09:38,350
Put your arm around me.
Put your arm around my neck.

106
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Okay, ready?

107
00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,684
Don't look down.

108
00:09:44,589 --> 00:09:47,320
Are you okay?

109
00:09:47,393 --> 00:09:51,522
Are you nuts? Get away from me.
You almost killed me.

110
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Wait a minute.
I just saved your life.

111
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You could've killed me,
and I lost my 20 bucks.

112
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You weren't trying to kill yourself?

113
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Why should I?
You were gonna do it for me.

114
00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:06,608
- Then I guess I didn't save your life.
- I'm sorry to disappoint you.

115
00:10:06,678 --> 00:10:10,443
Maybe somebody'll try to
kill themselves tomorrow.

116
00:10:10,514 --> 00:10:13,039
Well, you don't have to get
sarcastic about it.

117
00:10:13,117 --> 00:10:15,551
It's breakfast time.
Check out the restaurants.

118
00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:19,419
You might find somebody not choking you
can give the Heimlich maneuver to.

119
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:23,790
I took time off work to stop you
from jumping off a bridge.

120
00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:26,386
It isn't my fault you
weren't trying to jump.

121
00:10:26,463 --> 00:10:28,624
Okay, you were just tryin' to help.

122
00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:32,634
- Okay, here, here. Take this.
- What are you doin'?

123
00:10:32,702 --> 00:10:35,399
If you're willing to risk
your neck for $20...

124
00:10:35,472 --> 00:10:37,371
you need it more than I do.

125
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,874
It shouldn't cost you money
to do a good deed.

126
00:10:39,942 --> 00:10:43,639
But the next time you want to save
somebody, make sure they need saving.

127
00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:48,077
Hey, lady, everybody needs saving.

128
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:20,411
120, 140, 160, 180.

129
00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:22,763
Doesn't leave me much
for breakfast, does it?

130
00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:25,043
I wouldn't know.

131
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:28,214
Doesn't hurt your mouth
to give a smile.

132
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,640
Remember that city hall
deficit scandal piece you did?

133
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,977
That was a great story.

134
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,485
And that convicted child molester
who they hired...

135
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,543
to drive a school bus in Waukegan.

136
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,522
They do background checks
on new drivers based on that.

137
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,231
I don't have anything
new for you, Milo.

138
00:12:06,232 --> 00:12:07,150
Nothing?

139
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,160
Nothing's panned out yet.

140
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,345
It's a big city, Jack.
Find me something.

141
00:12:11,346 --> 00:12:13,460
Don't I always?

142
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,797
Remember, you're only as good...

143
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,802
...as your next story.

144
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,202
Big city, Jack.

145
00:12:35,186 --> 00:12:37,177
Thanks, lady.

146
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:45,961
Miss, I'll have that
early bird special and coffee.

147
00:12:47,098 --> 00:12:50,795
One big spender, comin' up.

148
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,961
That's one juice.

149
00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:56,439
Thank you.

150
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,391
Excuse me, would you
pass me the sugar?

151
00:12:59,392 --> 00:13:01,074
Sure.

152
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:05,080
- Oh, damn it to hell!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

153
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:06,638
I am so sorry.

154
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:11,949
It's not the coffee.
I am just so ticked off.

155
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,684
You want to talk about it?

156
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:19,558
Did you ever try dating a workaholic
when their work's not going so great?

157
00:13:19,628 --> 00:13:22,063
No, I never did date a workaholic.

158
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,793
I sometimes wish I had, though.

159
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,428
The guys I date don't
work at all mostly.

160
00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:29,437
Believe me, it's no picnic.

161
00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:32,599
He makes dates, breaks them,
stays at the office all night.

162
00:13:32,675 --> 00:13:36,873
Another woman I could fight, but
how do you compete against a job?

163
00:13:36,945 --> 00:13:39,470
Where are you when
he breaks these dates?

164
00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:41,209
Waiting for him.

165
00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:44,309
- Maybe that's your problem.
- What do you mean?

166
00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:47,513
Why should he hurry home
if he knows you're there?

167
00:13:47,588 --> 00:13:51,047
He's taking you for granted.
Get on with your life.

168
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:54,492
If he wants you, you're busy.
He'll come around or he won't.

169
00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:56,860
Either way you'll
be livin', not waitin'.

170
00:13:59,634 --> 00:14:01,464
That makes sense.

171
00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:05,631
Sometimes you got to get out
and honk your own horn.

172
00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:09,172
The early bird special.

173
00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:13,775
Boy, the bird part's right.

174
00:14:25,859 --> 00:14:29,521
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was an all-nighter, again.

175
00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:33,464
I didn't call 'cause I kept
thinking I was gonna finish up.

176
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:36,990
I didn't wanna wake you.
I hope you didn't wait up.

177
00:14:37,069 --> 00:14:39,833
No, I didn't wait up.

178
00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:42,931
Uh, as a matter of fact, I went out.

179
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,341
Oh good, good.
What do you mean "out"?

180
00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:50,508
- I went out with a friend.
- Good. Good.

181
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,778
What do you mean, "a friend"?

182
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,546
Why are you so suspicious?

183
00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:57,521
I don't question you
about being at work.

184
00:14:57,590 --> 00:15:00,023
If I say I'm at work, I'm at work.

185
00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:02,582
I can vouch for his being at work.
That's what he told me.

186
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,252
Why would he lie to me?

187
00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:06,354
- Oh God!
- You know each other?

188
00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:08,865
He tried to push me off
a bridge this morning.

189
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:11,333
I tried to stop you from jumping.

190
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:14,030
- I was not tryin' to jump.
- Excuse me.

191
00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:17,267
- I'll make it up to you tonight.
- I'm busy tonight.

192
00:15:17,341 --> 00:15:19,606
- Are you gonna eat that?
- Go right ahead.

193
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:22,236
How can you be busy tonight?

194
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,009
- I made other plans, Jack.
- What other plans?

195
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,550
I want to go on with my life.

196
00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,552
I want to live, not wait.

197
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:33,647
I'm going to honk my
own horn for a change.

198
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,021
What have you done with Janice?

199
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:39,028
I didn't realize how much
you'd been taking me for granted...

200
00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:41,063
until it was pointed out to me.

201
00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:44,032
What brilliant mind pointed that out?

202
00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:47,092
You want to wreck
my entire day, lady?

203
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,696
I don't want to get
in the middle of this.

204
00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:51,439
It's a little late.

205
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,120
This is not about
her, this is about you.

206
00:15:53,176 --> 00:15:56,111
You wanna know what your
problem is? You're at work.

207
00:15:56,179 --> 00:15:58,613
When you're not at work,
you're brooding about work.

208
00:15:58,681 --> 00:16:01,115
So let me tell you
where I'm gonna be.

209
00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:04,914
I am going to be out with
someone that really values me.

210
00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:07,979
- This woman...
- Shirlee.

211
00:16:08,057 --> 00:16:11,583
...made me see that
I can do a lot better.

212
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,595
So long, Jack.

213
00:16:23,704 --> 00:16:25,639
Thank you...

214
00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:28,641
- Shirlee.
- Shirlee.

215
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:31,076
It's been a great thrill meeting you.

216
00:16:31,146 --> 00:16:34,012
I wish it were
a little later in life...

217
00:16:34,081 --> 00:16:36,448
like on my deathbed.

218
00:16:50,998 --> 00:16:54,195
It's a dirty job
but somebody's gotta do it

219
00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:57,361
Better get to it Somebody's
gotta do it whatever it takes

220
00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:01,867
Shh!

221
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,806
A ny work at all is better than none

222
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,541
Better buckle down to it
gotta get the job done

223
00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:10,879
Gotta earn my pay

224
00:17:10,949 --> 00:17:12,815
I gotta earn my pay

225
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:16,548
Excuse me. I came
to see about the job.

226
00:17:17,624 --> 00:17:21,081
I don't think so.

227
00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:24,425
Somebody's gotta do it, do it

228
00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:26,987
Somebody's gotta do it, do it

229
00:17:27,065 --> 00:17:29,557
Somebody

230
00:17:29,636 --> 00:17:32,900
I can think of better
things I'd rather do

231
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,667
I might get lucky and I'm hoping to

232
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:40,837
But until I do I gotta compromise

233
00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:43,711
The job ain't much
but at least it's mine

234
00:17:43,782 --> 00:17:46,215
It beats standing in
the unemployment line

235
00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:50,550
Put pride aside and I improvise

236
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:53,886
Even if I do get a better job

237
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:57,257
Somebody else has got to fill my spot

238
00:17:57,328 --> 00:18:00,024
Somebody's gotta do it, do it

239
00:18:00,097 --> 00:18:02,759
Somebody's gotta do it, do it

240
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,393
Somebody's gotta do it, do it

241
00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:08,665
Somebody, somebody

242
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:10,763
Somebody's gotta do it

243
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,570
Somebody's gotta do it, yeah

244
00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:19,138
It's a funky job,
it's a low-down dirty job

245
00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:28,518
Great, Angel.
Now show us your tits.

246
00:18:40,971 --> 00:18:43,837
Even if the rules
are too hard to follow

247
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,670
Even when pride
is too hard to swallow

248
00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:50,041
- It was a "dry" T-shirt contest.
- You are funny, Bob.

249
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:53,275
Bill, there's something really
ugly crawling up your shirt.

250
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,784
- That's my tie, Bob.
- Sorry, Bill.

251
00:18:56,851 --> 00:19:00,651
It's time for the morning traffic.

252
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,816
Today's morning traffic
report brought to you by...

253
00:19:03,891 --> 00:19:07,190
Chateau J. Simpson, the wine
that used to play football.

254
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:10,890
W-N-D-Y. I'll put you right through.

255
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:15,560
Okay, ice cream delivery,
waitress, cocktail waitress...

256
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:18,605
- bartender.
- I was just workin' my way up.

257
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:21,140
Waitress, manicurist...
no reception work.

258
00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:26,304
- Hello, W-N-D-Y.
- Not exactly, but I have a phone.

259
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,645
I've answered phones.
Who hasn't?

260
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:33,174
I'd really like to hire you, but you
need experience to work a VMX-2000.

261
00:19:33,253 --> 00:19:35,915
Hello, W-N-D-Y.

262
00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:37,980
W-N-D-Y.
Hold please.

263
00:19:38,058 --> 00:19:40,993
Hello, W-N-D-Y.
Mr. Perlman.

264
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:43,324
Yes, I'll put you right through.

265
00:19:43,396 --> 00:19:46,855
I may not be exactly
what you're huntin' for...

266
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,766
but sometimes a dog runs
the wrong squirrel up the right tree.

267
00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:52,429
Pardon me?

268
00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:56,236
It's something my daddy used to say.

269
00:19:56,308 --> 00:19:59,402
That's a good-lookin' man.
Is that your husband?

270
00:19:59,478 --> 00:20:02,275
That's my soon-to-be
ex-husband.

271
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:04,509
Like a punch in the gut, huh?

272
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,914
Girl, you don't know.

273
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:10,046
Oh, I do know.
Believe me, I do know.

274
00:20:10,122 --> 00:20:12,351
I agree. Stanford
was a little dull.

275
00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:15,656
People fell asleep at
the wheel listening to her.

276
00:20:15,728 --> 00:20:17,957
I made a slight error in judgment.

277
00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:21,897
If Stanford was a slight error,
what was that last bozo you hired?

278
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,196
I want someone with a PhD.

279
00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:27,260
The other stations get them
and they're killing us in the ratings.

280
00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:30,795
People want to confide
their problems to a doctor.

281
00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:34,777
So who did you hire to
destroy my ratings now?

282
00:20:34,846 --> 00:20:38,212
This one's perfect.
Her name's Dr. Kendall.

283
00:20:38,282 --> 00:20:41,718
Three cities were dying for her.
I outbid 'em all.

284
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,810
I interviewed her personally.

285
00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:47,152
- She's just what you wanted.
- A doctor?

286
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:50,522
A trained clinical psychologist.
Three letters after her name.

287
00:20:50,593 --> 00:20:52,789
I don't want anyone
too dry and technical.

288
00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,622
She's willing to talk
down to our audience.

289
00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:55,990
Not talk down.

290
00:20:56,065 --> 00:20:58,000
Talk with.
That's what I meant.

291
00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:01,628
She'd better be all you say she is
for your sake, Alan.

292
00:21:01,704 --> 00:21:04,172
All right, let's go, go.

293
00:21:06,075 --> 00:21:09,872
You can ignore this row. It goes
straight to the Stanford show.

294
00:21:09,945 --> 00:21:11,674
- Stanford?
- The call-in shrink.

295
00:21:11,747 --> 00:21:15,513
Actually, there's a new one coming
in today. Name's Dr. Kendall.

296
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,779
You gonna be all right?

297
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:19,581
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.

298
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:23,488
W-N-D-Y. Hello, this is Shirlee.

299
00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:26,492
- You just put 'em on hold.
- Oh, yeah.

300
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,656
- Now you just cut 'em off.
- That was a personal choice.

301
00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:34,098
- I'll be back real soon.
- Okay.

302
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:38,069
W-N-D-Y. Hello, this is Shirlee.

303
00:21:38,138 --> 00:21:41,199
Can I put you through?
I'm sure gonna try.

304
00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:46,579
Pet Corner. Do you have a question?

305
00:21:46,647 --> 00:21:48,495
My bull terrier...

306
00:21:48,496 --> 00:21:50,344
We're only taking
questions on reptiles.

307
00:21:50,418 --> 00:21:53,352
- Pet Corner.
- Do snakes have nipples?

308
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,115
Good question.

309
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:59,852
W-N-D-Y. Please hold.
W-N-D-Y. Please hold.

310
00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:04,158
W-N-D-Y. I know you've been
holding and you should be grateful.

311
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,697
Everybody else got cut off.

312
00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:11,168
Five minutes.
...

313
00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:14,263
- Yo.
- Where's this new doc?

314
00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:18,276
- You got me. What if she doesn't show?
- Play yesterday's news.

315
00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:20,972
Then a right and I'm
in the coffee room.

316
00:22:21,046 --> 00:22:24,538
- Got it. Thanks.
- Oh, Shirlee.

317
00:22:24,616 --> 00:22:26,550
Oh!

318
00:22:29,455 --> 00:22:32,288
A three-car pileup has
the left lane of Kennedy...

319
00:22:32,358 --> 00:22:34,587
snarling traffic in the O'Hare area.

320
00:22:34,659 --> 00:22:37,287
Traffic in the western suburbs
is moving smoothly.

321
00:22:37,362 --> 00:22:40,627
Folks along Lake Shore Drive
are battling construction...

322
00:22:40,698 --> 00:22:44,930
and a disabled vehicle,
closing the right lane.

323
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:48,200
Where's the coffee
machine? Thanks.

324
00:22:48,272 --> 00:22:51,036
Temperatures are expected
to top out in the mid-80s.

325
00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:53,702
Look for relief within
the next couple of days.

326
00:22:53,777 --> 00:22:57,214
A high-pressure front
is headed back east...

327
00:22:57,281 --> 00:23:02,446
bringing lower temperatures
and a possibility of rain.

328
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,011
In sports, the Cubbies win after going
extra innings against the Pirates.

329
00:23:06,089 --> 00:23:10,992
A sacrifice fly by Andre Dawson
homered in the winning run.

330
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,562
This must be our girl.

331
00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:21,160
Kendall. Kendall?

332
00:23:21,238 --> 00:23:23,398
Kendall, behind you. Kendall.

333
00:23:23,472 --> 00:23:25,873
- Yes, hello.
- It's Kenyon.

334
00:23:25,942 --> 00:23:29,377
- Shirlee Kenyon.
- I'm sorry. I have Kendall.

335
00:23:29,445 --> 00:23:31,675
I ought to know my own name.

336
00:23:31,747 --> 00:23:34,648
You got any real cream?
This stuff will kill you.

337
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,980
I'm Tony de Santis, your producer.

338
00:23:37,053 --> 00:23:39,351
That's Gordon Sussman.
He's the engineer.

339
00:23:39,422 --> 00:23:41,981
- Hi, Kendall.
- Kenyon.

340
00:23:42,057 --> 00:23:44,549
- 20 seconds.
- Nice meetin' ya.

341
00:23:44,627 --> 00:23:46,594
No time for jokes.

342
00:23:46,661 --> 00:23:50,120
The hold button says hold.
The kill button's next to it.

343
00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:54,032
Kill button?
I just came in for coffee.

344
00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:55,535
Put your headphones on.

345
00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:59,902
- You want me to go on the radio?
- That's very funny.

346
00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:02,340
Hey now, my job description...

347
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,673
W-N-D-Y,
Chicago radio...

348
00:24:04,745 --> 00:24:07,306
invites you to participate
in a program...

349
00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:09,815
designed to help you find
a more productive life.

350
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,511
Talk radio is about
sharing your concerns...

351
00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:14,918
and helping to find answers
through creative solutions.

352
00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:19,448
And now, W-N-D-Y's
Dr. Shirlee Kendall.

353
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,460
Kenyon.

354
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:24,018
Hello? Hello, Dr. Kendall?

355
00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:26,566
My son and my husband
are fighting again...

356
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,066
Hang on.
...

357
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,764
This was not in my job description.

358
00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:33,931
Hello, are you there?

359
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,339
Last night, my son hit my husband.

360
00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:40,243
He's 18 and a bodybuilder.
My son, not my husband.

361
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:44,215
- Who is this?
- This is Gladys from Northbrook.

362
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,547
Do I know you?
...

363
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:50,077
I tried calling before.
...

364
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,589
The girl at lunchtime
when I was up front.

365
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,593
I must've cut you off.
Lord, I'm sorry about that.

366
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,060
It was crazy around here.

367
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,362
Go ahead, Gladys.
What happened then?

368
00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:03,526
Tell me everything.

369
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:07,436
Oh, my gosh.
That's just terrible.

370
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,701
Maybe you could...

371
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:12,470
Gladys, I don't know what to say.

372
00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:14,842
Well, say something. God!

373
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,848
That's one of the worst
things I've ever heard.

374
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:21,282
This is a doctor?
I could be saying this stuff!

375
00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:25,289
This is Donald. I'm 50.
My mother's in her 70s.

376
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,554
She moved in with me and she
still treats me like a child.

377
00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:32,391
She tells me what to do
in my own home.

378
00:25:32,463 --> 00:25:34,397
She's just drivin' me crazy.

379
00:25:34,465 --> 00:25:37,901
Have her put to sleep.
No, I'm just kiddin'.

380
00:25:37,968 --> 00:25:40,458
- She's your mother.
- Okay, okay.

381
00:25:40,537 --> 00:25:42,506
Excuse me.
Comin' through.

382
00:25:42,573 --> 00:25:45,302
One mama can take care of ten kids...

383
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:48,675
but ten kids can't
take care of one mama.

384
00:25:48,746 --> 00:25:50,838
Let's go! Let's go!

385
00:25:50,914 --> 00:25:53,348
You've stopped sleeping
with your wife.

386
00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:57,648
- Isn't that what you're tryin' to say?
- I guess it is, yes.

387
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,588
- So who you foolin' around with?
- It's not that at all.

388
00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:04,217
I just lost interest in her.

389
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:06,888
Yeah, and who are you
foolin' around with?

390
00:26:06,963 --> 00:26:09,157
A girl in my office.

391
00:26:09,231 --> 00:26:13,429
You got a wife, and
you got a girlfriend in the office?

392
00:26:13,502 --> 00:26:16,300
Did you say your name was
"Bud"or "Stud"?

393
00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:18,601
I'm sorry.

394
00:26:18,674 --> 00:26:22,700
You're livin' your life so crooked,
you have to screw your socks on.

395
00:26:22,777 --> 00:26:25,770
Havin' an affair is like
shootin' pool on two tables.

396
00:26:25,847 --> 00:26:29,442
You may have the balls, but
you're gonna wear out your stick.

397
00:26:29,518 --> 00:26:32,418
What is going on over there?

398
00:26:32,486 --> 00:26:34,511
Hi, this is Tina.

399
00:26:34,589 --> 00:26:37,114
Tina, this is Shirlee.
What's cookin'?

400
00:26:37,191 --> 00:26:42,595
The boss gave me notice. I was the
hardest-working waitress in the place.

401
00:26:42,663 --> 00:26:45,188
He said I was messin' up
too many orders.

402
00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:48,292
When I came home
and told my husband Ken...

403
00:26:48,369 --> 00:26:51,337
he looked at me like
I was somethin' horrible.

404
00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:56,899
And he said... I don't think I can
handle this on the radio.

405
00:26:56,977 --> 00:26:59,879
Take your time, Tina.
I got no place to go.

406
00:26:59,947 --> 00:27:04,144
He said that I was a loser,
that I couldn't hold a job...

407
00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:07,709
the house was always a mess...

408
00:27:07,787 --> 00:27:10,881
and if it weren't for him
I couldn't make it.

409
00:27:10,957 --> 00:27:16,223
- He said all that to you?
- Yes, he did.

410
00:27:16,295 --> 00:27:18,890
You sure?
Sure you're sure.

411
00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:22,229
Tina, listen. I want you
to march up to this guy.

412
00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:25,668
Tell him that you're doin'
the very best you can.

413
00:27:25,738 --> 00:27:28,902
If he can't appreciate it,
you're not gonna take this crap...

414
00:27:28,975 --> 00:27:32,205
that you can do just fine
on your own, thank you...

415
00:27:32,278 --> 00:27:34,712
and that he's gonna be damn sorry.

416
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:39,409
Then grab your bowling bag
and get the hell out of there!

417
00:27:39,484 --> 00:27:41,715
Sometimes you gotta
honk your own horn.

418
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:44,186
If you don't, nobody's
gonna know you're comin'.

419
00:27:44,255 --> 00:27:47,123
That's it.
Wrap it up. Wrap it up.

420
00:27:47,192 --> 00:27:48,954
Say "bye." Bye-bye.

421
00:27:49,027 --> 00:27:51,257
Oh, say good-bye.

422
00:27:51,329 --> 00:27:54,298
It's been real nice spendin'
this time with you.

423
00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:56,424
And like my daddy used to say...

424
00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:59,800
quickest way to forget your problems
is to listen to somebody else's.

425
00:28:12,748 --> 00:28:15,182
Move that car.!

426
00:28:18,187 --> 00:28:21,054
Oh, sorry.

427
00:28:21,123 --> 00:28:24,524
That was unbelievable. I have
never seen anything like that.

428
00:28:24,594 --> 00:28:26,959
I didn't fall asleep once.

429
00:28:27,028 --> 00:28:30,590
That was the most horrifying...

430
00:28:30,666 --> 00:28:33,931
the worst display of, of, of...

431
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,936
Who are you?

432
00:28:36,004 --> 00:28:38,097
- Who is she?
- Dr. Kenyon.

433
00:28:38,173 --> 00:28:40,733
- Who is Dr. Kenyon?
- You just hired her.

434
00:28:40,809 --> 00:28:42,409
I didn't hire her.
I hired Dr. Kimball.

435
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:43,607
Kendall.

436
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,613
Kenyon. What's the difference?
She's a natural.

437
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:49,445
You don't talk.
Maybe never again.

438
00:28:49,517 --> 00:28:52,816
I'm gonna make my way
back to the switchboard.

439
00:28:52,888 --> 00:28:55,913
Walk past the switchboard and get
your butt out of this building.

440
00:28:55,990 --> 00:28:59,653
This is not her fault.
Your Dr. Kendall didn't show up.

441
00:28:59,727 --> 00:29:02,594
I thought Kenyon was Kendall
and I put her on the air.

442
00:29:04,098 --> 00:29:07,090
Oh! Oh!

443
00:29:09,904 --> 00:29:12,896
I want to be absolutely
fair about this.

444
00:29:12,973 --> 00:29:16,238
You're both fired!

445
00:29:21,882 --> 00:29:24,816
Yeah, I've got her
leaving the building.

446
00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:44,129
Blue me

447
00:29:44,202 --> 00:29:48,798
Blue me

448
00:29:50,475 --> 00:29:53,137
Hello, Steve.
It's me, Shirlee.

449
00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:56,977
I can't talk long.
I ain't got much money.

450
00:29:58,717 --> 00:30:02,277
Well, I'm sorry you went bowling
and didn't have your bowling bag.

451
00:30:02,353 --> 00:30:06,153
Don't you even want
to know where I am?

452
00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:10,956
Well, if I was comin' back, I wouldn't
forget your precious bowling bag.

453
00:30:11,028 --> 00:30:13,895
But I ain't comin' back
'cause I got this great job...

454
00:30:13,965 --> 00:30:15,899
and I'm startin' tomorrow.

455
00:30:15,967 --> 00:30:18,663
All my dreams are gonna come true.

456
00:30:18,736 --> 00:30:21,899
I'm blue

457
00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:25,806
I'm just as blue as can be

458
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,844
Blue me

459
00:30:27,912 --> 00:30:30,675
Blue me

460
00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:34,563
Hey, Kenyon.

461
00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:36,576
I just checked out.
Forwarding address unknown.

462
00:30:36,653 --> 00:30:41,181
Mr. Riegert from W-N-D-Y sent me
to take you down to the station.

463
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,623
- Shirlee Kenyon?
- Uh-huh.

464
00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:46,127
Hey, look, I didn't
want to be on the radio...

465
00:30:46,196 --> 00:30:48,857
but there's no law
against it, is there?

466
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:53,335
- I thought you were great.
- You did? Who are you?

467
00:30:53,403 --> 00:30:56,531
Name's Casey. It will be
my pleasure to drive you.

468
00:30:56,606 --> 00:31:00,063
That's very sweet of you, Casey,
but I won't be needing the ride.

469
00:31:06,215 --> 00:31:08,775
Why don't you do us both a favor...

470
00:31:08,851 --> 00:31:11,149
and tell them I wasn't here.

471
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:15,281
Please, Miss Kenyon. You don't
want to get me in trouble, do you?

472
00:31:15,357 --> 00:31:18,154
- No.
- Then let me do my job.

473
00:31:27,235 --> 00:31:30,966
Do you know what's happened
since you left here yesterday?

474
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,065
You hired someone else
to answer the phone?

475
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:37,805
We've received over 500 calls.

476
00:31:37,879 --> 00:31:39,847
I might've cut a few people off...

477
00:31:39,914 --> 00:31:42,313
We've never seen anything like it.

478
00:31:42,382 --> 00:31:46,284
They love you.
They absolutely love you.

479
00:31:46,353 --> 00:31:48,321
Look at these.

480
00:31:51,024 --> 00:31:53,993
- That's right.
- Are there any more?

481
00:31:54,061 --> 00:31:57,292
Yes, yes! Hundreds.

482
00:31:57,364 --> 00:31:59,298
Wow!

483
00:32:00,933 --> 00:32:03,335
I am prepared to offer
you your own program.

484
00:32:03,336 --> 00:32:05,734
My own program?

485
00:32:05,805 --> 00:32:09,173
It's two hours a day, five days a
week at... What were we paying you?

486
00:32:09,242 --> 00:32:13,076
- 250.
- I'm prepared to double that.

487
00:32:13,146 --> 00:32:16,603
Double my salary
and no reception work?

488
00:32:16,682 --> 00:32:19,150
No reception work.

489
00:32:22,354 --> 00:32:24,469
Hey, wait a minute.
This says Doctor Shirlee.

490
00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:26,586
Right.

491
00:32:26,659 --> 00:32:29,491
The boss wants a doctor,
so that's what you are.

492
00:32:29,561 --> 00:32:31,655
Sign it.
It's not important.

493
00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:34,664
Of course it's important.
It's not true.

494
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,833
Okay, $800 a week.

495
00:32:38,903 --> 00:32:41,531
But it still says Doctor Shirlee.

496
00:32:41,606 --> 00:32:43,597
Listen, listen.

497
00:32:43,675 --> 00:32:46,576
Captain Kangaroo
wasn't really a captain.

498
00:32:46,644 --> 00:32:48,635
He wasn't even a kangaroo.

499
00:32:48,713 --> 00:32:51,477
Besides, no one's ever going to know.

500
00:32:51,549 --> 00:32:54,518
I'm gonna come up with
a first-rate bio for you.

501
00:32:54,586 --> 00:32:58,043
It's just gonna be between
you and me and the lamppost.

502
00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,317
In fact, not even the lamppost.

503
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:06,920
I just don't feel comfortable
pretending to be something I'm not.

504
00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:09,830
If I thought I was doing
a disservice to the public...

505
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,801
I would be the first to say so.

506
00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:15,395
You already went on
the air as a doctor.

507
00:33:15,472 --> 00:33:18,133
If you go on and say,
"I'm not a doctor,"

508
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,199
what are your listeners gonna think?

509
00:33:20,277 --> 00:33:23,302
They're gonna think I'm not a doctor.

510
00:33:24,882 --> 00:33:29,341
Hey, you... you are a doctor...

511
00:33:29,418 --> 00:33:31,352
of the heart.

512
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,354
You're a doctor of the heart.

513
00:33:33,422 --> 00:33:35,480
You help people.

514
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,822
Look at these telegrams.
They love you.

515
00:33:37,894 --> 00:33:40,521
Are you gonna let these people down?

516
00:33:40,595 --> 00:33:43,724
Hmm?

517
00:33:46,168 --> 00:33:48,399
The man's a real ball buster.

518
00:33:48,471 --> 00:33:50,597
That's not a problem for me.

519
00:33:50,672 --> 00:33:52,697
He can be very difficult.

520
00:33:52,774 --> 00:33:56,710
Don't forget.
It's doctor, doctor, doctor.

521
00:33:56,778 --> 00:33:58,644
And also...

522
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,725
Also wear clean underwear
in case I get in a wreck.

523
00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:02,641
Gene, this is...

524
00:34:02,717 --> 00:34:05,880
The woman that saved
that damn shrink spot.

525
00:34:05,954 --> 00:34:08,387
Oh, you've got the real common touch.

526
00:34:08,455 --> 00:34:10,446
I like that, Kendall.

527
00:34:10,524 --> 00:34:12,925
Uh, Kenyon. My mistake.

528
00:34:12,994 --> 00:34:15,393
Uh, but there...

529
00:34:15,462 --> 00:34:19,796
there is a question that I'm afraid
I'm going to have to ask you, Kenyon.

530
00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:26,265
Whatever it is, Mr. Perlman,
you'll get a truthful answer.

531
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:31,141
Then tell me, how did you
get to be so darn pretty?

532
00:34:34,714 --> 00:34:38,150
I want to publicize
the hell out of her.

533
00:34:38,218 --> 00:34:40,209
Ads, promos, billboards.

534
00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:44,518
Or maybe we should give Shirlee
a little time to settle into it...

535
00:34:44,591 --> 00:34:46,421
and then build an audience.

536
00:34:46,491 --> 00:34:49,928
But that's how we
build an audience, Alan.

537
00:34:49,996 --> 00:34:54,160
Why keep our biggest
potential asset under wraps?

538
00:34:56,235 --> 00:34:59,163
You were fantastic in there.

539
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,732
You played him like a violin.
You're my girl.

540
00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:08,712
I wish Steve could see me now.
Boy, he'd eat his words.

541
00:35:08,780 --> 00:35:10,713
Steve's the ex-husband?

542
00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:13,080
No, Steve's the guy
I was living with...

543
00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:15,414
after the last time
me and Leland got divorced.

544
00:35:15,486 --> 00:35:18,718
The last time?
How many times you been...?

545
00:35:18,790 --> 00:35:21,724
Three times. You've been
married three times?

546
00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:25,091
- Yeah, but to the same guy.
- Oh.

547
00:35:25,162 --> 00:35:28,758
He left, he came back.
We got married, we got divorced.

548
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:32,166
He got put in jail for shooting
a ready-teller machine.

549
00:35:32,236 --> 00:35:34,636
We got divorced.
It went on and on.

550
00:35:34,705 --> 00:35:37,299
It was such a mess.

551
00:35:47,451 --> 00:35:51,318
You tell no one anything
about your past.

552
00:35:51,388 --> 00:35:54,186
Anything.
I don't want you ever...

553
00:35:54,257 --> 00:35:57,624
Don't talk about your past
at all, to anyone.

554
00:35:57,694 --> 00:36:00,527
No interviews 'til I make up
something right for you.

555
00:36:00,597 --> 00:36:03,895
- Okay?
- Now wait a minute.

556
00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:06,629
I don't think I'm
gonna feel comfortable...

557
00:36:06,703 --> 00:36:08,966
lyin' about who I am
and where I'm from.

558
00:36:09,038 --> 00:36:11,098
You've got a lot to offer...

559
00:36:11,174 --> 00:36:14,939
and I would hate to see
people miss out on it...

560
00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:19,310
because of a few little mistakes you
might have made in your past.

561
00:36:19,381 --> 00:36:21,349
Let me handle your life.

562
00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:24,215
You just go out, live it.

563
00:36:27,188 --> 00:36:29,623
Ohh

564
00:36:32,727 --> 00:36:34,889
Gimme some straight talk,
straight talk

565
00:36:34,963 --> 00:36:36,930
And hold the sugar please

566
00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:39,091
Straight talk, straight talk

567
00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:41,362
Sounds plenty sweet to me

568
00:36:41,436 --> 00:36:45,303
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbo jive

569
00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:48,570
Gimme just straight talk,
straight talk

570
00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:50,974
And we're gonna be all right

571
00:36:52,914 --> 00:36:54,847
Hi, this is Dr. Shirlee.

572
00:36:54,915 --> 00:36:57,680
What the announcement said,
I really mean.

573
00:36:57,752 --> 00:37:00,811
I'm here to talk about
your problems and concerns.

574
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:02,878
Anything goes so let's not be shy...

575
00:37:02,956 --> 00:37:04,548
'cause you're among friends.

576
00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:07,855
Our first caller...
Oh, good grief.

577
00:37:07,928 --> 00:37:10,658
Look at me.

578
00:37:10,731 --> 00:37:12,995
What a mess!

579
00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:16,832
I wish this was on TV so you
could see how messy I really am.

580
00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:20,338
I'm busier than a one-legged man
in a butt-kickin' contest.

581
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:23,842
Straight talk, straight talk

582
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:26,503
So come on let's talk turkey

583
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:29,980
Just straight and to the point
about passions, about problems

584
00:37:30,049 --> 00:37:32,244
A bout noses out of joint

585
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:35,583
Now I want you all to know I care

586
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,848
And I do understand

587
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,790
And hey thanks for lendin' me
an ear out there in radio land

588
00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:43,657
No, Martha, it isn't fair,
but life isn't fair.

589
00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:46,163
Even the Declaration
of Independence...

590
00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:49,166
only guarantees life, liberty
and the pursuit of happiness.

591
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:51,669
It doesn't say anything about fair.

592
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:55,263
Doesn't even say you have a right
to be happy, just to pursue it.

593
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:58,707
But no one
appreciates me and I try to be fair.

594
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,109
Get down off the cross, honey.
Somebody needs the wood.

595
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:08,378
Straight talk, straight talk
there's nothin' like the truth

596
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,444
Just tell me all your troubles

597
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,081
Pretend I'm Donahue

598
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,353
So don't be shy 'cause we can talk

599
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:19,123
- Is that for me?
- It's all yours.

600
00:38:19,196 --> 00:38:21,596
I feel like Mary Kay!

601
00:38:21,665 --> 00:38:23,860
Hello, Shirlee here.

602
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:27,199
Yeah, hi, Dr. Shirlee.

603
00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:30,831
Um, I think I'm falling in love
with a girl at work.

604
00:38:30,907 --> 00:38:33,468
I don't know how to tell her.

605
00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,742
You little flirt.

606
00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:44,537
And now Nancy will
continue our week-long

607
00:38:44,538 --> 00:38:47,256
series on talk radio psychologists.

608
00:38:47,323 --> 00:38:51,657
Talk radio psychology. Quick cash,
instant breakfast, minute rice.

609
00:38:51,727 --> 00:38:54,661
The only thing that's getting
slower are traffic and service.

610
00:38:54,729 --> 00:38:57,164
Who's your favorite
talk radio personality?

611
00:38:57,233 --> 00:39:00,633
Dr. Shirlee!

612
00:39:00,702 --> 00:39:03,001
This is not news, in case
anybody's interested.

613
00:39:03,072 --> 00:39:06,040
- You listen to talk radio?
- Only Dr. Shirlee.

614
00:39:06,107 --> 00:39:09,406
The hottest new personality
in Chicago radio is forthright...

615
00:39:09,478 --> 00:39:11,412
she's funny.

616
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,439
Able to solve problems in 30 seconds
and still leave time for commercials.

617
00:39:15,517 --> 00:39:19,179
Hey, pal, you wanna bag that?
I like Dr. Shirlee.

618
00:39:19,253 --> 00:39:23,053
Okay, fine. Who the hell
is Dr. Shirlee anyway?

619
00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:26,287
What's cooking with her?

620
00:39:26,361 --> 00:39:30,820
Although at this time Dr. Shirlee has
refused all requests for an interview...

621
00:39:30,898 --> 00:39:35,801
we do have here in our studio W-N-D-Y
program director Alan Riegert.

622
00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:38,464
Alan, who is Dr. Shirlee?

623
00:39:38,539 --> 00:39:40,507
Who is Dr. Shirlee?

624
00:39:40,574 --> 00:39:44,169
Dr. Shirlee is, and I don't think
it's an exaggeration...

625
00:39:44,245 --> 00:39:49,581
the best thing that's happened to
Chicago since deep-dish pizza.

626
00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:52,743
I think of her as my gift.

627
00:39:52,819 --> 00:39:56,812
I think of her as
my gift to Chicago...

628
00:39:56,890 --> 00:40:00,053
which is the city I love.

629
00:40:00,126 --> 00:40:03,391
Milo, there's a story here.
I know her personally.

630
00:40:03,463 --> 00:40:07,661
- She doesn't know I'm a reporter.
- Doesn't sound like much.

631
00:40:07,734 --> 00:40:10,361
One day she's risking
her neck for 20 bucks...

632
00:40:10,435 --> 00:40:13,496
and the next, she's Chicago's
answer to Dr. Joyce Brothers.

633
00:40:13,573 --> 00:40:16,507
- It smells.
- You're wasting your time.

634
00:40:17,576 --> 00:40:19,976
Don't count on it.

635
00:40:46,103 --> 00:40:49,766
Why are they holding
a cocktail party at the aquarium?

636
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,071
Rich people like to dress up
and be seen in strange places.

637
00:40:54,144 --> 00:40:57,705
I feel like a kid dressed up
in my mama's clothes.

638
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:01,514
I really don't feel like
I belong here at all.

639
00:41:01,515 --> 00:41:03,777
Ten minutes.

640
00:41:03,853 --> 00:41:06,788
Shake a hand, have a drink,
save a whale.

641
00:41:06,856 --> 00:41:09,120
I'll be with you every second.

642
00:41:16,032 --> 00:41:19,798
Look at you.
Look at you!

643
00:41:19,869 --> 00:41:22,462
I can't get over the transformation.

644
00:41:22,538 --> 00:41:26,634
You look like a million bucks.

645
00:41:26,709 --> 00:41:29,473
You make me very proud
of myself tonight.

646
00:41:29,545 --> 00:41:31,672
You're my discovery.

647
00:41:31,747 --> 00:41:34,648
Alan, I am not the atom.

648
00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:38,485
- How much?
- It's gratis.

649
00:41:38,554 --> 00:41:41,613
I didn't ask what it was.
I asked how much.

650
00:41:41,689 --> 00:41:43,624
It's complimentary.

651
00:41:43,692 --> 00:41:46,819
And it's on the house,
without charge, free.

652
00:41:46,894 --> 00:41:49,988
No kidding?
Well, thank you.

653
00:41:52,033 --> 00:41:54,433
If you don't know
what something means...

654
00:41:54,502 --> 00:41:57,232
pretend you do and follow my lead.

655
00:41:57,305 --> 00:42:00,399
You're supposed to be
a college graduate.

656
00:42:06,814 --> 00:42:08,747
Excuse me.

657
00:42:10,817 --> 00:42:14,309
- Jack Russell, press.
- Invitation?

658
00:42:14,388 --> 00:42:16,487
Our society columnist
is covering the shindig.

659
00:42:16,488 --> 00:42:18,586
Mr. Sindell is already here.

660
00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:21,389
His wife went into labor.
I'm relieving him.

661
00:42:21,461 --> 00:42:23,052
His wife is with him.

662
00:42:23,129 --> 00:42:25,724
His wife is hyperventilating
in the back of a station wagon.

663
00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:28,528
An attractive temp from
the typing pool is with him.

664
00:42:28,601 --> 00:42:33,368
- If you'd like to break the news...
- No, please go in.

665
00:42:33,439 --> 00:42:34,838
Thank you.

666
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,646
- Thinkin' of jumpin' in?
- Not unless you push me.

667
00:42:45,717 --> 00:42:49,653
So this is where you hang out when
you're not dangling from bridges.

668
00:42:49,721 --> 00:42:51,881
Doesn't seem like your kind of party.

669
00:42:51,956 --> 00:42:55,120
I don't want to know what
you think my kind of party is.

670
00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,126
Not the stuffed-shirt brigade.

671
00:42:57,194 --> 00:42:59,322
I don't know about you,
but I'm bored.

672
00:42:59,397 --> 00:43:02,695
If you hate being here, why don't
you go somewhere you'd rather be?

673
00:43:02,766 --> 00:43:06,361
I'd rather be with Janice, but thanks
to you, Janice isn't around anymore.

674
00:43:06,437 --> 00:43:10,463
I want you to know I feel
bad about what happened.

675
00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:13,669
No, don't.
You had me pegged right.

676
00:43:13,744 --> 00:43:16,177
My record relationship is 17 weeks.

677
00:43:16,246 --> 00:43:19,614
When you consider it takes longer than
that to grow a good-looking lawn...

678
00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:21,650
it isn't much of a record.

679
00:43:21,718 --> 00:43:23,835
But you keep doing the
same thing over and over.

680
00:43:23,836 --> 00:43:25,950
I guess so.

681
00:43:26,022 --> 00:43:28,456
If a guy keeps wrecking
his car every six months...

682
00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:32,654
you'd begin to wonder about
his driving, wouldn't you?

683
00:43:32,729 --> 00:43:36,859
You're one of those guys that always
has to hold a part of himself back...

684
00:43:36,933 --> 00:43:40,459
always keeping that one cookie
in the cookie jar.

685
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,731
Would you like a little free advice?

686
00:43:42,805 --> 00:43:45,238
It's like you're allergic
to cornflakes...

687
00:43:45,307 --> 00:43:49,243
so you start to buy stuff,
like a can of peas.

688
00:43:49,311 --> 00:43:52,246
You open the can and
inside... cornflakes.

689
00:43:52,314 --> 00:43:55,340
So you pick a TV dinner and...

690
00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,078
cornflakes.

691
00:43:57,152 --> 00:43:58,676
What does that mean?

692
00:43:58,754 --> 00:44:02,417
The girls you go out with,
outside they're all different packages.

693
00:44:02,491 --> 00:44:03,923
Inside...

694
00:44:03,991 --> 00:44:07,155
Cornflakes.

695
00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:09,162
So...

696
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:12,461
- so what do I do?
- Over here.

697
00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:17,095
I have to get out of here.
It was nice to see you again.

698
00:44:17,171 --> 00:44:19,139
Hey, wait a minute!

699
00:44:21,609 --> 00:44:23,543
Hey, wait a minute.

700
00:44:23,611 --> 00:44:27,842
You tell me my life is cornflakes and
cookies, and then you walk away?

701
00:44:27,914 --> 00:44:30,440
- Who are you?
- I'm Dr. Shirlee.

702
00:44:30,518 --> 00:44:33,543
You're a doctor, huh?
What kind of doctor?

703
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:36,088
I'm a doctor of the heart.

704
00:44:36,156 --> 00:44:38,716
Dr. Shirlee.
You're the radio shrink.

705
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:43,161
I had no idea Janice was
getting advice from a pro.

706
00:44:43,229 --> 00:44:46,494
Dr. Shirlee, wow.
So, uh, oh...

707
00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:48,500
Um, uh... thanks.

708
00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:51,593
So what do I do?

709
00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:55,003
Maybe you should try datin'
a different kind of woman...

710
00:44:55,074 --> 00:44:58,977
someone whose insides look
better than their outsides.

711
00:44:59,045 --> 00:45:01,877
Someone whose name begins with
"S" and ends with "E"?

712
00:45:01,947 --> 00:45:05,815
- If you know someone named Sylvie.
- No.

713
00:45:05,884 --> 00:45:08,853
- I know a guy named Shane.
- Ask him out.

714
00:45:08,921 --> 00:45:11,412
I'd rather ask you out.
Friday night.

715
00:45:11,490 --> 00:45:13,822
- It's a date.
- It is?

716
00:45:29,774 --> 00:45:32,208
Excuse me. Moritz, hi.

717
00:45:32,276 --> 00:45:34,301
Nice to see you, Jack.

718
00:45:34,379 --> 00:45:39,510
I'll do the best I can, but it's
gonna be a half-hour wait.

719
00:45:39,584 --> 00:45:43,383
- Do you think maybe...
- Dr. Shirlee. Well, well, well.

720
00:45:43,453 --> 00:45:45,888
We're honored to have you here.

721
00:45:45,957 --> 00:45:49,119
We have a beautiful table
for you, right this way.

722
00:45:52,929 --> 00:45:54,954
Medium rare and very well done.

723
00:45:55,031 --> 00:45:56,964
Thank you.

724
00:45:57,032 --> 00:46:00,264
- So you're not from Chicago?
- No, I'm not from Chicago.

725
00:46:00,337 --> 00:46:02,804
Compliments of the house.

726
00:46:02,872 --> 00:46:06,467
- Is it gratis tonight?
- It is for you, Dr. Shirlee.

727
00:46:06,542 --> 00:46:09,011
Just for me?
How come?

728
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:11,638
Well, because...

729
00:46:11,714 --> 00:46:13,875
because you're Dr. Shirlee.

730
00:46:13,949 --> 00:46:17,350
That's real nice,
but it doesn't seem fair...

731
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:20,355
for these other people who are
not Dr. Shirlee to be penalized.

732
00:46:20,423 --> 00:46:24,655
I'll pay for a bottle of this
champagne for every table.

733
00:46:24,727 --> 00:46:28,060
This is very expensive champagne.

734
00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:30,495
Money's meant to be spent, right?

735
00:46:30,565 --> 00:46:35,059
What good's it gonna do in
the bottom of my panty drawer?

736
00:46:36,871 --> 00:46:39,340
It's $200 a bottle.

737
00:46:39,408 --> 00:46:42,843
Bad idea. Just forget it.

738
00:46:42,911 --> 00:46:45,744
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, sir.

739
00:46:45,814 --> 00:46:47,839
That's more than
I used to make in a week.

740
00:46:47,916 --> 00:46:51,408
- I thought shrinks were rich.
- Are they?

741
00:46:51,486 --> 00:46:55,216
Not all of them,
at least not at first.

742
00:46:55,289 --> 00:46:57,781
Why would you keep
your money in a drawer?

743
00:46:57,859 --> 00:47:00,383
Aren't you afraid
somebody's gonna steal it?

744
00:47:00,461 --> 00:47:04,921
I figure it's safer in my room
than in a bank these days.

745
00:47:04,998 --> 00:47:07,523
If somebody's gonna steal it...

746
00:47:07,601 --> 00:47:10,001
I'd rather it goes to
somebody that needs it...

747
00:47:10,070 --> 00:47:12,867
than some vice-president
of a savings and loan.

748
00:47:14,808 --> 00:47:16,776
What?

749
00:47:16,844 --> 00:47:19,869
I just... love the way
you look at things.

750
00:47:19,946 --> 00:47:22,279
You're really interested
in me, aren't you?

751
00:47:22,348 --> 00:47:24,475
- Yes, I am.
- That's great.

752
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,781
Most men just want
to talk about themselves.

753
00:47:27,854 --> 00:47:31,722
I want to know everything.
How did you lose your virginity?

754
00:47:35,495 --> 00:47:39,591
You don't want to start with "Where
you from, how long you been in town"?

755
00:47:39,665 --> 00:47:44,125
If you want. Where you from?
How long you been in town?

756
00:47:46,304 --> 00:47:50,173
- Under the bleachers.
- You're from under the bleachers?

757
00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:53,336
No, that's where I lost my virginity.

758
00:47:53,411 --> 00:47:57,279
Our high school had just
lost the state championship...

759
00:47:57,349 --> 00:48:01,375
and my boyfriend,
he was the tight end...

760
00:48:01,452 --> 00:48:04,854
and it was the only way
I could make him feel better.

761
00:48:06,790 --> 00:48:09,191
Who did you lose it to?

762
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,956
- My virginity?
- The state championship.

763
00:48:12,029 --> 00:48:15,658
- To the Lamont Lions.
- Mmm.

764
00:48:15,733 --> 00:48:19,692
How about you?
How'd you lose yours?

765
00:48:20,771 --> 00:48:22,830
How's my star?

766
00:48:22,907 --> 00:48:25,067
I thought I saw you
sitting over here.

767
00:48:25,141 --> 00:48:27,406
I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

768
00:48:27,478 --> 00:48:31,038
Alan, this is my friend Jack.
Jack, this is Alan, my boss.

769
00:48:31,114 --> 00:48:33,776
I don't think of myself
as just your boss.

770
00:48:33,850 --> 00:48:36,819
I prefer to think of myself
as a friend and mentor.

771
00:48:36,886 --> 00:48:38,979
I discovered Shirlee.

772
00:48:39,055 --> 00:48:40,989
You make her sound like penicillin.

773
00:48:41,057 --> 00:48:43,685
Funny guy.

774
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,354
Zim Zimmerman's sitting over there.

775
00:48:46,429 --> 00:48:48,589
I'm gonna get you on his show.

776
00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:51,361
Come over and win
a few points for us.

777
00:48:51,434 --> 00:48:53,867
I thought I wasn't supposed
to give interviews.

778
00:48:53,936 --> 00:48:56,177
Yeah, I thought she wasn't
supposed to give interviews.

779
00:48:56,178 --> 00:48:57,134
How do you know?

780
00:48:57,206 --> 00:49:00,972
I just heard her say so.

781
00:49:01,044 --> 00:49:03,273
Excuse us.

782
00:49:03,345 --> 00:49:07,543
Listen, I told Zim
you'd be a great guest.

783
00:49:07,616 --> 00:49:10,676
I sort of went out on
a limb for you on this.

784
00:49:10,752 --> 00:49:14,381
Don't saw it out from
underneath me please.

785
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,794
Well, this is where I live.

786
00:49:29,870 --> 00:49:34,204
You are full of surprises.

787
00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:37,971
- I had a great time.
- So did I.

788
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,569
In fact, I'm having way too much fun.

789
00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:43,115
What's wrong with that?
It's good, isn't it?

790
00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:45,650
Not for me, Jack.

791
00:49:45,718 --> 00:49:48,586
I have a bad track record with men.

792
00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:52,181
I find men that want to
change me, hurt me, use me...

793
00:49:52,258 --> 00:49:54,692
never just love me.

794
00:49:56,929 --> 00:50:01,593
But what the heck. Records
are made to be broken, right?

795
00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:21,043
We're ready, Dr. Kenyon.

796
00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:24,282
Oh, God.
Okay, here we go.

797
00:50:24,356 --> 00:50:26,324
Now remember...

798
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:29,086
undergraduate work,
University of Georgia.

799
00:50:29,159 --> 00:50:31,287
Graduate studies,
you went to Stanford.

800
00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:34,559
- You were tops in your class.
- I am not sayin' all that.

801
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:36,623
I'm not gonna lie.

802
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:39,533
You want to say you're
qualified to hand out advice...

803
00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:43,039
based on being a three-time
loser dance instructor...

804
00:50:43,107 --> 00:50:46,440
who's never even been near a college?

805
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:48,944
Okay, you're nervous.
I see that now.

806
00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:51,412
I went over all
the questions with him.

807
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:53,529
The only way to get
in trouble is if you

808
00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:55,578
deviate from the responses
I've given you...

809
00:50:55,652 --> 00:50:57,631
or he puts down his
clipboard, which means

810
00:50:57,632 --> 00:50:59,611
he'll ask you something
we didn't discuss.

811
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,089
But he assured me
he's not gonna do that.

812
00:51:02,158 --> 00:51:04,649
Which leads me to
the following, Dr. Shirlee.

813
00:51:04,727 --> 00:51:06,820
You're aware of the furor...

814
00:51:06,896 --> 00:51:09,091
You bastard!
You lyin' bastard!

815
00:51:09,165 --> 00:51:13,158
- He said he wasn't gonna do that!
- We're working here!

816
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,931
What do you mean?

817
00:51:16,004 --> 00:51:18,872
Specifically, how it
denigrates a profession...

818
00:51:18,941 --> 00:51:21,670
exploits it for its commercial ends.

819
00:51:21,743 --> 00:51:23,939
Is that what you think?

820
00:51:24,013 --> 00:51:25,877
Have you listened to my program?

821
00:51:25,947 --> 00:51:30,043
Of course I have, but we're not
discussing my opinions here.

822
00:51:30,118 --> 00:51:32,882
Why not?
It's your show.

823
00:51:32,954 --> 00:51:35,388
Let's be straight.

824
00:51:35,457 --> 00:51:37,823
The people you deal with
are total strangers.

825
00:51:37,893 --> 00:51:40,918
You have little or no
knowledge of their history...

826
00:51:40,995 --> 00:51:44,158
and yet you try and solve their
problems in less than five minutes.

827
00:51:44,231 --> 00:51:48,691
Don't you worry that to give advice
with so little information...

828
00:51:48,769 --> 00:51:50,999
can have serious repercussions?

829
00:51:51,071 --> 00:51:53,302
People just give me a holler.

830
00:51:53,374 --> 00:51:56,309
I tell 'em what I think
and hope it helps.

831
00:51:56,377 --> 00:51:59,710
I don't know all the answers.
Do you, Zim?

832
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,407
Don't you think you can hurt?

833
00:52:01,482 --> 00:52:04,075
Don't you worry that
you may give advice...

834
00:52:04,150 --> 00:52:06,142
without enough knowledge
of the person...

835
00:52:06,220 --> 00:52:09,586
I just tell the truth as I see it.

836
00:52:09,656 --> 00:52:12,784
To my knowledge, the truth
has never caused any damage.

837
00:52:12,859 --> 00:52:15,054
Pain sometimes, but not damage.

838
00:52:15,128 --> 00:52:17,426
Very nice.

839
00:52:17,497 --> 00:52:19,431
Very nice.

840
00:52:19,499 --> 00:52:22,696
- Shut him up or get him out of here.
- Sorry.

841
00:52:26,872 --> 00:52:29,535
Let's welcome my special guest...

842
00:52:29,609 --> 00:52:33,442
renowned radio psychiatrist
Dr. David Erdman.

843
00:52:35,748 --> 00:52:38,648
Welcome, Dr. Erdman.

844
00:52:38,717 --> 00:52:41,117
Oh shit! Oh shit!

845
00:52:41,186 --> 00:52:43,245
I'm glad to have a second opinion.

846
00:52:45,324 --> 00:52:47,383
Let's start with...

847
00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:51,224
what are you looking for
in a caller, Dr. Erdman?

848
00:52:51,295 --> 00:52:55,322
I like a caller that fits my listeners'
demographic profile.

849
00:52:55,399 --> 00:52:58,061
I like healthy callers
with healthy problems.

850
00:52:58,135 --> 00:53:00,933
If their questions happen to
tie in with a tape I'm promoting...

851
00:53:01,005 --> 00:53:02,870
so much the better.

852
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:05,602
No, seriously.

853
00:53:05,676 --> 00:53:08,474
I'm here to help anyone
in my listening audience...

854
00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:12,073
who wants to come to a deeper
understanding of themselves.

855
00:53:12,149 --> 00:53:14,776
- Dr. Shirlee.
- What am I looking for in a caller?

856
00:53:14,851 --> 00:53:17,253
I'm looking for someone
that needs help.

857
00:53:17,254 --> 00:53:19,652
And?

858
00:53:19,723 --> 00:53:22,852
And they have to eat
Froot Loops for breakfast.

859
00:53:22,927 --> 00:53:26,521
And what? Someone with
a problem. Isn't that enough?

860
00:53:29,065 --> 00:53:32,967
Let's proceed with what I feel is the
most interesting part of the program.

861
00:53:33,036 --> 00:53:34,060
Uh-oh.

862
00:53:34,137 --> 00:53:36,128
We have a caller who has a problem.

863
00:53:36,206 --> 00:53:39,504
We're gonna ask each of our doctors
to respond to that problem...

864
00:53:39,575 --> 00:53:41,840
in order to let you see...

865
00:53:41,912 --> 00:53:44,175
the different approaches
to radio psychology.

866
00:53:44,246 --> 00:53:46,408
Oh!

867
00:53:46,483 --> 00:53:48,450
Hi, you're on the air.

868
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:50,951
- Can you hear me?
- Loud and clear, Joan.

869
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:54,956
This is Joan. She's 48.
She has a marital problem.

870
00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:57,184
Please doctors,
in the interest of brevity...

871
00:53:57,258 --> 00:53:59,454
keep your responses
to Joan's problem...

872
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:02,553
down to a minute.
Go ahead, Joan.

873
00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:05,862
My husband's been
having an affair for a year...

874
00:54:05,935 --> 00:54:09,028
and I found out about it
about six months ago.

875
00:54:09,103 --> 00:54:11,765
I asked him to stop, but he won't.

876
00:54:11,839 --> 00:54:13,966
I wrote a letter to
the woman he's seeing...

877
00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:17,034
and asked her not to see him,
but she showed it to him.

878
00:54:17,111 --> 00:54:20,342
Hey, will you get outta there?
What is he doing?

879
00:54:20,415 --> 00:54:25,375
I'm so filled with anger toward him,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

880
00:54:25,453 --> 00:54:27,546
- Dr. Erdman.
- Hold that shot.

881
00:54:27,622 --> 00:54:32,081
- Joan, do you want a divorce?
- No.

882
00:54:32,159 --> 00:54:35,595
Then I suggest that
you let sleeping dogs lie.

883
00:54:35,662 --> 00:54:38,096
- What!
- You'll have your turn.

884
00:54:38,165 --> 00:54:41,430
Joan, you do not hate your husband
for doing this. You hate yourself.

885
00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:43,731
Give me one.

886
00:54:43,804 --> 00:54:46,102
If you felt better about yourself...

887
00:54:46,173 --> 00:54:49,142
maybe your husband
would want to be with you.

888
00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:51,541
It's her fault
her husband's cheatin'?

889
00:54:51,612 --> 00:54:53,944
I'm simply suggesting
that she look to herself.

890
00:54:54,013 --> 00:54:56,140
Maybe she's too demanding in bed.

891
00:54:56,215 --> 00:54:58,809
You talk to your callers like that?

892
00:54:58,884 --> 00:55:04,083
You should be disbarred or derailed
or whatever they do to doctors.

893
00:55:04,156 --> 00:55:05,748
Derailed?

894
00:55:05,825 --> 00:55:08,760
Where did you receive
your training, Doctor?

895
00:55:08,828 --> 00:55:12,355
- Where did I receive my training?
- Yes.

896
00:55:12,431 --> 00:55:14,598
I'm a graduate of
Harvard, postgraduate

897
00:55:14,599 --> 00:55:16,765
studies at the Sorbonne.
Where did you train?

898
00:55:16,836 --> 00:55:19,565
Where did I train?
I trained at Screw U.

899
00:55:21,574 --> 00:55:26,033
You know who came up with the
expression "Let sleeping dogs lie"?

900
00:55:26,111 --> 00:55:27,544
A dog.

901
00:55:29,414 --> 00:55:32,406
And, Joan, honey, you are
not going to change him.

902
00:55:32,484 --> 00:55:34,748
You gotta live with it or end it.

903
00:55:34,819 --> 00:55:39,188
Tinkle or get off the potty. Either way,
you'll start to like yourself again.

904
00:55:40,825 --> 00:55:44,283
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, Shirlee!

905
00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:50,591
We love you.!

906
00:55:50,669 --> 00:55:54,297
She was so good!
Oh, God!

907
00:55:54,371 --> 00:55:58,569
- You guys are great.!
- We'll be right back.

908
00:55:58,642 --> 00:56:01,041
This show is fantastic.!

909
00:56:03,747 --> 00:56:07,011
This is great.

910
00:56:07,082 --> 00:56:10,108
She blew both of those guys away.
When can I get the story?

911
00:56:10,185 --> 00:56:13,120
- So now you think it's a story.
- It's a story.

912
00:56:13,188 --> 00:56:16,282
- How much have you got on her?
- Almost enough.

913
00:56:16,358 --> 00:56:18,690
Get on it.

914
00:56:18,761 --> 00:56:20,854
Nail her and fast, huh?

915
00:56:26,468 --> 00:56:29,028
Shirlee, what's the matter?
Where you going?

916
00:56:29,103 --> 00:56:32,562
Let's go back inside.
We didn't say good night to Zim.

917
00:56:32,641 --> 00:56:34,801
Alan, I'm tired.
I want to go.

918
00:56:34,876 --> 00:56:36,810
- You're the pink Mercedes.
- No, I'm not.

919
00:56:36,878 --> 00:56:39,278
No, I'm Shirlee Kenyon.
I drive a pink Mercedes.

920
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:46,142
- I'm depressed.
- Oh, come on!

921
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:48,744
What are you talking about?
You should be on cloud nine.

922
00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,757
You just buried
those two clowns in there.

923
00:56:50,825 --> 00:56:53,691
That's great, but all
this "doctor" stuff...

924
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,856
and what Zim said about
what if somethin' happened?

925
00:56:57,931 --> 00:57:01,025
Let's face it.
I'm not trained.

926
00:57:01,101 --> 00:57:04,195
Maybe Dr. Erdman is a jerk...

927
00:57:04,271 --> 00:57:07,399
- but at least he's been to school.
- Dr. Erdman!

928
00:57:07,474 --> 00:57:10,807
Dr. Erdman knows about
as much as you do.

929
00:57:10,877 --> 00:57:15,109
I oughta know. He was my shrink
for five years and look how sick I am!

930
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:17,877
Oh, come on, Shirlee, lighten up!

931
00:57:17,950 --> 00:57:20,078
I'm not a doctor.

932
00:57:20,153 --> 00:57:22,916
And I'm certainly not my Mercedes...

933
00:57:22,989 --> 00:57:25,424
so who am I?

934
00:57:33,199 --> 00:57:35,599
I'm a Cadillac.

935
00:57:37,703 --> 00:57:41,638
Dr. Shirlee, we have Sean on the line.
He's a sober alcoholic.

936
00:57:41,706 --> 00:57:44,505
Shirlee, thanks for taking my call.

937
00:57:44,577 --> 00:57:47,670
I've been sober for two years
and my wife is an alcoholic.

938
00:57:47,746 --> 00:57:49,941
I don't know what to do.

939
00:57:50,015 --> 00:57:53,178
If I stay around her I could drink
again and she doesn't want to quit.

940
00:57:53,251 --> 00:57:55,981
You got kids, Sean, or
is it just the two of you?

941
00:57:56,054 --> 00:57:58,386
It's just us.

942
00:57:58,456 --> 00:58:02,688
In that case, tell her you can't
be with her if she's drinkin'.

943
00:58:02,761 --> 00:58:05,092
If she loves you enough,
she'll try to quit.

944
00:58:05,162 --> 00:58:08,894
If she doesn't, you have to love
yourself enough to walk away.

945
00:58:08,966 --> 00:58:10,991
Like my daddy always said...

946
00:58:11,068 --> 00:58:13,196
a bird and a fish can fall in love...

947
00:58:13,271 --> 00:58:15,670
but where do they make a home?

948
00:58:15,739 --> 00:58:17,764
I saw that!

949
00:58:17,841 --> 00:58:20,901
My helper is makin' faces
at my choice of words.

950
00:58:20,978 --> 00:58:23,844
But what I'm sayin' is true.
Sometimes the only way...

951
00:58:23,913 --> 00:58:27,941
you can get somebody to change
their bad habits is to leave 'em.

952
00:58:28,017 --> 00:58:31,476
And if they don't, at least
one of you's gotten out alive.

953
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,452
What's cookin', Gene?

954
00:58:38,528 --> 00:58:41,122
You made quite an impression
last night, Shirlee...

955
00:58:41,197 --> 00:58:43,461
and not just on Zim Zimmerman.

956
00:58:43,533 --> 00:58:46,593
Mr. Perlman, sometimes
my mouth just runs off...

957
00:58:46,669 --> 00:58:48,864
without checkin' with my brain first.

958
00:58:48,938 --> 00:58:53,499
- I didn't mean to offend him.
- No!

959
00:58:53,575 --> 00:58:56,306
No, Shirlee.
A good impression.

960
00:58:56,379 --> 00:58:58,278
The network called this morning.

961
00:58:58,346 --> 00:59:00,338
They want to take you national.

962
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:03,782
Promotional tours,
ad campaigns, the works!

963
00:59:03,852 --> 00:59:07,288
Listeners calling Dr. Shirlee
from coast-to-coast.

964
00:59:07,355 --> 00:59:09,755
- How many people's that?
- Millions!

965
00:59:09,825 --> 00:59:12,919
- Millions?
- You've got work, Alan.

966
00:59:12,994 --> 00:59:15,723
I want a photo layout.
"People" magazine.

967
00:59:15,796 --> 00:59:18,459
"Chicago's favorite
doctor at home."

968
00:59:18,533 --> 00:59:21,592
At home?
I don't think...

969
00:59:21,669 --> 00:59:24,264
Don't think, Alan.
Do it! Do it!

970
00:59:24,339 --> 00:59:26,932
Spotlight's on it's shining bright

971
00:59:27,007 --> 00:59:29,738
And I like standing in it

972
00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:33,041
It's only superficial light

973
00:59:33,114 --> 00:59:35,480
We'll take it just the way it is.

974
00:59:35,549 --> 00:59:38,814
- Alan, I don't need a place this fancy.
- Really?

975
00:59:38,886 --> 00:59:41,514
Maybe we should get Avedon
to do a photo shoot of you...

976
00:59:41,589 --> 00:59:44,887
at the Hotel Roosevelt, at home.

977
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:48,826
I want to claim as mine

978
00:59:48,895 --> 00:59:55,494
Fancy clothes, a magic coach
and happy ever after

979
00:59:55,568 --> 00:59:57,763
- Like something from a storybook
- Get over there.

980
00:59:57,837 --> 01:00:00,670
- A Cinderella chapter
- She's coming over.

981
01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:03,401
But when the clock strikes midnight

982
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:06,639
And I lie awake in bed

983
01:00:06,713 --> 01:00:09,579
These lines the teacher told me

984
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:13,277
Keep running through my head

985
01:00:13,352 --> 01:00:16,719
You gotta walk
the straight and narrow

986
01:00:16,789 --> 01:00:19,952
And to thine own self be true

987
01:00:20,025 --> 01:00:22,549
You gotta aim straight as an arrow

988
01:00:22,627 --> 01:00:26,530
A ll eyes are upon you

989
01:00:26,598 --> 01:00:32,365
But sometimes it feels so good
that I can almost justify

990
01:00:32,436 --> 01:00:35,304
Living a l-l-lie

991
01:00:35,374 --> 01:00:38,206
Living a lie

992
01:00:38,276 --> 01:00:42,178
Living a l-l-lie

993
01:00:44,248 --> 01:00:46,876
Living a lie

994
01:00:56,726 --> 01:01:00,492
Shirlee Kenyon? Hey, Steve,
do we know a Shirlee Kenyon?

995
01:01:00,564 --> 01:01:04,056
Yeah. Who wants to know?

996
01:01:04,134 --> 01:01:06,329
This guy down here.

997
01:01:06,403 --> 01:01:08,371
How well do you know her?

998
01:01:08,438 --> 01:01:11,999
I know her well.
I know her very, very well.

999
01:01:12,075 --> 01:01:15,475
Huh. How did you meet her?

1000
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,445
How did I meet who?

1001
01:01:21,584 --> 01:01:23,553
Shirlee Kenyon.

1002
01:01:26,121 --> 01:01:29,181
Well, my best friend
married her three times.

1003
01:01:29,258 --> 01:01:33,921
When he got done marrying her,
she moved in with me...

1004
01:01:33,995 --> 01:01:38,023
and I didn't even
have to marry her once.

1005
01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:41,365
- She married the same guy three times.
- Yeah.

1006
01:01:41,437 --> 01:01:43,683
Why are you asking
all these questions?

1007
01:01:43,684 --> 01:01:45,931
Credit check.

1008
01:01:46,008 --> 01:01:49,170
What'd you say your name was?

1009
01:01:50,278 --> 01:01:52,508
- Mack.
- Listen, Mack.

1010
01:01:57,217 --> 01:01:59,778
Do you give credit...

1011
01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:03,254
to people who steal
other people's bowling bags?

1012
01:02:09,162 --> 01:02:12,359
And I sacrificed my honor

1013
01:02:12,432 --> 01:02:14,900
My values and my pride

1014
01:02:14,968 --> 01:02:19,268
Living a l-l-lie

1015
01:02:22,509 --> 01:02:25,875
You don't by any chance
dance, do you?

1016
01:02:25,945 --> 01:02:29,507
Living a lie Living a lie

1017
01:02:29,583 --> 01:02:33,349
Living a lie

1018
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:36,650
Ow! Watch
what you're doin', Jack.

1019
01:02:36,722 --> 01:02:40,283
Just look at me and stop
thinkin' about your feet.

1020
01:02:40,359 --> 01:02:42,793
- Where'd you learn all this?
- I used to teach.

1021
01:02:42,862 --> 01:02:45,125
- Oh, when?
- A long time ago.

1022
01:02:45,197 --> 01:02:47,392
- Where was that?
- What?

1023
01:02:47,466 --> 01:02:50,263
- Where?
- It was before I became a doctor.

1024
01:02:50,335 --> 01:02:53,828
- Loosen up, Jack. Just relax.
- Ohh!

1025
01:02:53,906 --> 01:02:56,931
- Did I ever tell you about my novel?
- No! Did you write a novel?

1026
01:02:57,008 --> 01:02:58,942
I had an idea for a novel.

1027
01:02:59,010 --> 01:03:01,706
I started talking about this book
I was gonna write.

1028
01:03:01,780 --> 01:03:06,342
The guys at the office would say,
"Jack, you started that book yet?"

1029
01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:10,821
One day I got so sick of
saying "no, " I said "yes."

1030
01:03:10,889 --> 01:03:14,916
Then it was, "Jack, how's the book
coming?" "It's coming along."

1031
01:03:14,993 --> 01:03:19,019
Then, "Have you finished
that book yet?"

1032
01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:22,793
One day I just said,
"Yes, it's finished."

1033
01:03:22,866 --> 01:03:26,097
Funny thing was,
I hadn't started it yet.

1034
01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:28,337
I didn't mean to lie.
It just happened.

1035
01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:30,504
What are you tryin' to do?

1036
01:03:30,574 --> 01:03:33,407
What are you tryin' to do?

1037
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:37,207
The fox-trot, rock step? What?

1038
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:41,149
- I'm just trying to dance.
- Well, just watch me!

1039
01:03:43,519 --> 01:03:46,148
Rock step, step.
Rock step, step.

1040
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,452
Move those hips.
Move those hips!

1041
01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:52,722
Looking good.
Mmm! Ha!

1042
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,169
I guess nothing like that
ever happened to you, huh?

1043
01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:05,139
- Like happened to me with the book?
- Jack, shut up and dance.

1044
01:04:36,037 --> 01:04:39,131
Outside.! Ball three.

1045
01:04:39,206 --> 01:04:40,764
Nice shot.

1046
01:04:40,841 --> 01:04:44,470
The coach is walking to the mound,
not looking good for the doctor.

1047
01:04:44,545 --> 01:04:47,207
It may be a long trip
back to the bullpen.

1048
01:04:47,281 --> 01:04:49,328
Put your index finger here.
Thumb on the outside.

1049
01:04:49,329 --> 01:04:51,377
Okay.

1050
01:04:51,452 --> 01:04:54,614
She's winding up.
The form is looking good.

1051
01:04:57,191 --> 01:05:00,717
A little high and outside again.
Try again.

1052
01:05:03,596 --> 01:05:07,429
If you ever do write that novel,
what's it gonna be about?

1053
01:05:07,499 --> 01:05:10,094
- That was truly pitiful.
- Why, thank you.

1054
01:05:10,170 --> 01:05:14,504
I don't know. Despair? Greed?
Corruption? All my favorite things.

1055
01:05:14,574 --> 01:05:18,737
Why don't you write about somethin' you
love instead of something you hate?

1056
01:05:18,811 --> 01:05:20,746
- Like what?
- Like baseball.

1057
01:05:20,814 --> 01:05:23,543
Write a book about baseball.

1058
01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:26,675
Just what the world needs,
another baseball novel.

1059
01:05:26,752 --> 01:05:30,449
Sure they do...
if it's great.

1060
01:05:30,522 --> 01:05:33,355
And I bet if you wrote it,
it would be.

1061
01:05:33,425 --> 01:05:36,518
I love when you talk sweet to me.

1062
01:05:36,594 --> 01:05:40,156
- You haven't even heard sweet yet.
- How long do I have to wait?

1063
01:05:40,232 --> 01:05:44,498
- Oh, we're gettin' closer.
- Hey, guys?

1064
01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:46,662
Oops. Game called
on account of cops.

1065
01:05:46,737 --> 01:05:50,833
It's late... and
this ain't no ballpark.

1066
01:05:50,908 --> 01:05:53,035
Can I see some I.D. please?

1067
01:05:53,111 --> 01:05:55,807
- We'll take a rain check, Jack.
- I'll pray for rain.

1068
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,542
- I.D.!
- Thank you, Officer...

1069
01:05:58,616 --> 01:06:02,279
for keeping Chicago safe
from flying lemons.

1070
01:06:02,353 --> 01:06:03,220
Whoop.

1071
01:06:03,221 --> 01:06:04,021
Whoop.

1072
01:06:05,055 --> 01:06:07,047
"Shirlee Kenyon."

1073
01:06:07,124 --> 01:06:09,092
Dr. Shirlee Kenyon?

1074
01:06:09,159 --> 01:06:12,185
It'll work out, Phil.
You call me.

1075
01:06:12,262 --> 01:06:14,423
I will. Thanks!

1076
01:06:14,497 --> 01:06:17,796
Okay. Good night.

1077
01:06:17,868 --> 01:06:20,302
Sorry. Phil's daughter, Carol...

1078
01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:24,396
- ran away twice in the last month.
- Good for her.

1079
01:06:31,481 --> 01:06:34,449
You wanna come up
and check out my carpet samples?

1080
01:06:35,517 --> 01:06:38,384
Is that a line?

1081
01:06:38,454 --> 01:06:41,548
Dusty rose, Christmas green,
or elephant gray?

1082
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:45,017
Nah!

1083
01:06:45,094 --> 01:06:47,721
- We'll forget about the elephant gray.
- Great apartment.

1084
01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:49,696
Oh, thanks.

1085
01:06:49,765 --> 01:06:52,562
I was worried about takin' it,
paying all this rent and all.

1086
01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:56,002
But Alan says my job's pretty secure.

1087
01:06:56,071 --> 01:06:59,130
It really is great.
The money, the car, this apartment.

1088
01:06:59,207 --> 01:07:01,903
But if my audience
gets tired of me...

1089
01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:04,308
I don't think losin' it
would just kill me.

1090
01:07:06,381 --> 01:07:08,440
So...

1091
01:07:08,516 --> 01:07:11,951
what do we decide? The Dusty
rose or the Christmas green?

1092
01:07:25,632 --> 01:07:28,100
Carpet samples turn you on.

1093
01:07:28,168 --> 01:07:31,660
I tried everything else.

1094
01:07:38,078 --> 01:07:39,997
You probably think you
just heard the doorbell.

1095
01:07:39,998 --> 01:07:41,638
Trust me, you're hallucinating.

1096
01:07:41,715 --> 01:07:45,741
See, most women, right after they kiss
me, tell me they hear a doorbell...

1097
01:07:45,818 --> 01:07:48,253
followed by
the faint scent of orchids.

1098
01:07:48,322 --> 01:07:52,257
- Do you smell the orchids yet?
- No.

1099
01:07:52,325 --> 01:07:55,817
Just the pungent aroma of bullshit.
...

1100
01:07:55,895 --> 01:07:59,386
Wait, wait! No one with any class
shows up unannounced.

1101
01:07:59,464 --> 01:08:01,933
- Ignore it.
- What if it's "The Millionaire"?

1102
01:08:02,001 --> 01:08:04,594
Did you ever see that show
where Michael Anthony...

1103
01:08:04,669 --> 01:08:07,537
shows up with a million dollars
from John Beresford Tipton?

1104
01:08:07,606 --> 01:08:11,166
But there's a catch.
You have to answer the door.

1105
01:08:11,242 --> 01:08:14,143
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Oh, Jack.

1106
01:08:14,212 --> 01:08:16,294
You're a great kisser...
but a million dollars?

1107
01:08:16,295 --> 01:08:18,376
You got a point.

1108
01:08:18,450 --> 01:08:21,351
Stay puckered.

1109
01:08:21,419 --> 01:08:24,718
Coming, Mr. Anthony.

1110
01:08:26,925 --> 01:08:28,721
Hello, baby.

1111
01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:32,091
Surprised to see me?

1112
01:08:33,998 --> 01:08:38,526
Wow, you're doin' very well.

1113
01:08:38,602 --> 01:08:40,536
Very, very well.

1114
01:08:40,604 --> 01:08:42,572
Steve, what are you doin' here?

1115
01:08:42,639 --> 01:08:47,667
I heard you made out, so I thought
I'd come by and see for myself.

1116
01:08:47,745 --> 01:08:51,111
Went by that radio station
and told 'em I was...

1117
01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:55,447
your long-lost brother home from
the Navy just dying to surpr...

1118
01:08:55,518 --> 01:08:58,544
Who the hell is this?

1119
01:08:58,621 --> 01:09:01,385
- I'll leave you two alone.
- No, you don't.

1120
01:09:01,457 --> 01:09:04,255
- Jack, this is Steve. Steve, Jack.
- How you doin'?

1121
01:09:04,327 --> 01:09:08,457
- Don't I know you?
- No! No, I don't think so.

1122
01:09:08,531 --> 01:09:10,863
You never been to Arkansas?

1123
01:09:10,933 --> 01:09:14,868
- We better do this another time.
- Do what another time?

1124
01:09:14,936 --> 01:09:17,235
It's none of your business.

1125
01:09:20,142 --> 01:09:22,076
I don't like your attitude.

1126
01:09:22,144 --> 01:09:25,807
That's a big word for you, attitude.

1127
01:09:25,881 --> 01:09:29,180
Why don't you just
give your mouth a rest?

1128
01:09:29,251 --> 01:09:31,947
Damn you, Steve.!

1129
01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:35,114
Want me to throw him out?
'Cause I'll do it. Ow.

1130
01:09:35,190 --> 01:09:37,954
- I don't like you.
- Oh, really? Too bad.

1131
01:09:38,026 --> 01:09:40,426
I was gonna ask if you want
to spend Thanksgiving together.

1132
01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:41,894
Steve, get out!

1133
01:09:41,963 --> 01:09:44,658
I don't know why you're here...

1134
01:09:44,732 --> 01:09:48,759
or what you think,
but you can forget it, it's over!

1135
01:09:48,836 --> 01:09:52,567
Well, maybe yes and maybe no.
But it'll keep.

1136
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,665
I know you.

1137
01:09:54,742 --> 01:09:58,735
I can't put my finger on it,
but believe me, it'll come to me.

1138
01:09:58,813 --> 01:10:00,337
Tell Shirlee...

1139
01:10:00,414 --> 01:10:03,576
I like the Dusty rose.

1140
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,119
Wait a minute.!

1141
01:10:09,189 --> 01:10:12,022
I do owe you something!

1142
01:10:21,067 --> 01:10:23,695
- Ow.
- Head back, head back.

1143
01:10:23,770 --> 01:10:26,863
- I was gonna kick his ass.
- I know.

1144
01:10:26,939 --> 01:10:31,000
Except I'm really more
of a lover than a fighter.

1145
01:10:31,076 --> 01:10:34,672
I can see that.

1146
01:10:40,185 --> 01:10:43,018
Ow, ow! Now see?
Ow, ow.

1147
01:10:43,088 --> 01:10:46,285
- Maybe we better make it another time.
- Yeah, maybe.

1148
01:10:49,361 --> 01:10:53,195
On the other hand...

1149
01:10:53,265 --> 01:10:56,722
We can... work around it.

1150
01:11:09,981 --> 01:11:13,144
- Want to come in?
- Before I do...

1151
01:11:13,217 --> 01:11:16,311
there's something I should tell you.

1152
01:11:16,387 --> 01:11:18,183
You're gay?

1153
01:11:18,255 --> 01:11:20,189
No.

1154
01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:24,316
- Married?
- No.

1155
01:11:24,394 --> 01:11:26,726
Will it spoil the mood?

1156
01:11:26,796 --> 01:11:28,855
It might.

1157
01:11:28,932 --> 01:11:31,230
Will it keep?

1158
01:11:33,603 --> 01:11:35,662
Yes.

1159
01:12:10,705 --> 01:12:15,938
- Holy moley!
- Is that all you can say?

1160
01:12:16,010 --> 01:12:19,309
Holy moley.!
...

1161
01:12:27,522 --> 01:12:29,921
Holy moley!

1162
01:12:29,990 --> 01:12:32,687
Yeah. Yeah.

1163
01:12:43,769 --> 01:12:47,797
"If I died tomorrow,
I'd go with a smile.

1164
01:12:47,874 --> 01:12:50,934
Meet me at our
coffee shop at noon."

1165
01:12:52,813 --> 01:12:55,440
Couldn't wait 'til noon?

1166
01:12:58,684 --> 01:13:00,914
I just remembered
where I saw that guy.

1167
01:13:02,356 --> 01:13:04,346
I told him it'd come to me.

1168
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:06,618
Milo?

1169
01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:09,217
Milo, you wanna see me?

1170
01:13:09,295 --> 01:13:13,253
We're putting the weekend edition
to bed. Where's my story?

1171
01:13:13,331 --> 01:13:16,301
- There is no story.
- What do you mean, there's no story?

1172
01:13:16,369 --> 01:13:19,201
Okay, there is a story,
but I'm not writing it.

1173
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,239
Are you going funny on me?

1174
01:13:21,307 --> 01:13:26,210
- Milo, I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
- You know what I think?

1175
01:13:26,278 --> 01:13:30,543
I think maybe you like this Dr. Shirlee
a little too much to tell the truth.

1176
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:33,584
Is that it?
Let me tell you something.

1177
01:13:33,652 --> 01:13:37,554
A real reporter is somebody who maybe
cries when he writes the story...

1178
01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:41,455
but he writes the story because
the public deserves to know.

1179
01:13:41,525 --> 01:13:43,517
What? What do
they deserve to know?

1180
01:13:43,595 --> 01:13:46,085
Every stupid fact
that comes a reporter's way?

1181
01:13:46,163 --> 01:13:48,893
Maybe sometimes the thing
to do is keep your mouth shut.

1182
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,629
Some facts don't matter to anyone except
the person you're telling them about.

1183
01:13:52,703 --> 01:13:54,830
Don't pull this on me.

1184
01:13:54,905 --> 01:13:57,738
What do you think?
I'm going to admire your backbone?

1185
01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:00,332
You think I'm gonna respect
you for standing up to me?

1186
01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:02,936
Let me tell you something.
I hate backbone!

1187
01:14:03,013 --> 01:14:05,742
I despise people who stand up to me.

1188
01:14:05,815 --> 01:14:08,785
- Please, don't make me fire you.
- You won't have to fire me.

1189
01:14:08,852 --> 01:14:12,582
- Thanks. I'm glad.
- You won't have to fire me...

1190
01:14:13,691 --> 01:14:16,318
because I quit.

1191
01:14:17,794 --> 01:14:20,991
Three's about done,
another fifteen minutes.

1192
01:14:25,468 --> 01:14:28,994
- Hey, hey!
- What were you doin' in Flat River?

1193
01:14:29,071 --> 01:14:30,989
And why were you askin'
questions about me?

1194
01:14:30,990 --> 01:14:32,906
Flat River?

1195
01:14:32,975 --> 01:14:35,374
You talked to Steve.
He told me.

1196
01:14:35,444 --> 01:14:38,004
Give me a chance to explain.
Let's talk about it.

1197
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,641
- All I want is an answer.
- It's not that simple.

1198
01:14:41,716 --> 01:14:43,676
You're a reporter. You
were doin' a story on me.

1199
01:14:43,677 --> 01:14:45,447
No.

1200
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:48,978
Yes... I was but I'm not.

1201
01:14:49,057 --> 01:14:51,924
That's why you wanted to spend
time with me? Be with me?

1202
01:14:51,993 --> 01:14:55,190
So you could get the dirt on me?
I thought you were different.

1203
01:14:55,263 --> 01:14:58,425
- I thought my luck had finally changed.
- Wait a minute, Shirl.

1204
01:14:58,499 --> 01:15:02,265
- You don't understand.
- You did a good job, Jack.

1205
01:15:02,336 --> 01:15:04,361
They say you shouldn't
take your work to bed.

1206
01:15:04,438 --> 01:15:08,841
- In this case, I guess they were wrong.
- Man!

1207
01:15:08,909 --> 01:15:10,342
Shirlee!

1208
01:15:10,411 --> 01:15:13,972
I didn't write the story, okay?
I quit my job over it.

1209
01:15:14,048 --> 01:15:16,914
- Why should I believe anything you say?
- It's the truth.

1210
01:15:16,983 --> 01:15:19,612
- Don't talk to me about the truth.
- Don't talk to you?

1211
01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:22,655
- Why? Because you are such an expert?
- You lied to me.

1212
01:15:22,722 --> 01:15:24,803
- You lied to the whole world.
- It's not the same.

1213
01:15:24,804 --> 01:15:27,692
I hate to burst your bubble...

1214
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:31,355
- but of course it is the same.
- Good-bye, Jack.

1215
01:15:31,431 --> 01:15:33,195
Now what are you gonna do?

1216
01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:34,957
I never said I was too
good to take a bus.

1217
01:15:35,033 --> 01:15:38,265
Okay, Shirlee, it all started, yes...

1218
01:15:38,338 --> 01:15:40,805
because I wanted
to get a story on you.

1219
01:15:40,873 --> 01:15:43,775
Then I began to care and...

1220
01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:47,334
Geez, Louise!
God, you can be so pigheaded!

1221
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:49,141
Look.

1222
01:15:49,214 --> 01:15:51,808
No! Shirlee!

1223
01:16:22,146 --> 01:16:25,912
Burning to know you

1224
01:16:25,983 --> 01:16:29,646
Burning to show you

1225
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:36,818
And I've felt this way from the start

1226
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:39,987
Burning with passion

1227
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:44,727
I thought it was lasting

1228
01:16:44,801 --> 01:16:50,535
Now it's burning a hole in my heart

1229
01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:55,306
Here's Dr. Shirlee arriving to her
very first coast-to-coast broadcast.

1230
01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:58,403
A small but enthusiastic group of fans
has been waiting patiently...

1231
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,641
to see their favorite
talk-show host.

1232
01:17:00,716 --> 01:17:02,581
Now they're showing
their appreciation.

1233
01:17:02,651 --> 01:17:05,484
Let's try to get her over here.

1234
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:08,614
You shouldn't have told him to leave!

1235
01:17:08,691 --> 01:17:10,055
Who are you?

1236
01:17:10,056 --> 01:17:11,737
You shouldn't have
told Sean to leave me.

1237
01:17:11,738 --> 01:17:13,188
Sean?

1238
01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:17,392
You destroy someone's life
and you don't even remember?

1239
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:21,401
Sure! Sean was the sober alcoholic
and you wouldn't quit drinkin'.

1240
01:17:21,469 --> 01:17:23,631
All you know is his side.

1241
01:17:23,706 --> 01:17:25,945
We got drunk together for
years and I took care of him.

1242
01:17:25,946 --> 01:17:28,039
I took care of everything.

1243
01:17:28,109 --> 01:17:31,237
Then he sobers up and all of a
sudden he wants to be in charge.

1244
01:17:31,312 --> 01:17:34,337
He was so different it scared me.

1245
01:17:34,414 --> 01:17:37,907
I was afraid I was gonna lose him
so I got drunk a few times.

1246
01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:39,475
Like now.

1247
01:17:39,553 --> 01:17:41,954
But I was trying to get help
when he left with the kids.

1248
01:17:42,023 --> 01:17:44,053
Did he tell you that?

1249
01:17:44,054 --> 01:17:46,083
Lady, you got a problem,
call her on the show.

1250
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:49,526
- Let's go.
- Just wait a minute!

1251
01:17:49,596 --> 01:17:52,394
He told me you didn't have kids.

1252
01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:55,924
You think everybody that calls
is telling nothing but the truth?

1253
01:17:56,003 --> 01:18:00,201
I thought... Well, sure!
Why would they lie?

1254
01:18:00,274 --> 01:18:02,993
They're not talking to a friend on
the phone, they're on the radio!

1255
01:18:02,994 --> 01:18:05,676
Of course they're not going
to tell you the whole truth.

1256
01:18:05,746 --> 01:18:09,272
You tell them what to do and you don't
even know what's going on with 'em.

1257
01:18:09,348 --> 01:18:12,806
Are you gonna go?
Or do we have to move you?

1258
01:18:16,155 --> 01:18:18,817
I'm sober now.

1259
01:18:18,891 --> 01:18:24,022
And I am trying to get
my family back together.

1260
01:18:24,096 --> 01:18:27,087
I just thought
you should know, is all.

1261
01:18:27,165 --> 01:18:31,124
Great, well, thanks.
Can you believe that?

1262
01:18:31,202 --> 01:18:34,969
These whiny little people thinking they
can blame you for their pathetic lives?

1263
01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:38,168
What a loser! Geez.

1264
01:18:38,243 --> 01:18:40,269
Hey, lady?

1265
01:18:40,345 --> 01:18:42,813
- Come on, guys!
- Look out, Mac.

1266
01:18:47,886 --> 01:18:50,820
Excuse us.

1267
01:18:59,963 --> 01:19:01,897
W-N-D-Y...

1268
01:19:01,965 --> 01:19:06,732
is proud to present Chicago's
foremost radio psychologist...

1269
01:19:06,804 --> 01:19:09,431
Dr. Shirlee!

1270
01:19:09,505 --> 01:19:13,635
"This is Dr. Shirlee and I want
to welcome our new listeners.

1271
01:19:13,710 --> 01:19:17,010
"I feel privileged to have you
listenin' in and I hope you'll call...

1272
01:19:17,081 --> 01:19:19,241
"because without you...

1273
01:19:22,019 --> 01:19:24,646
without you..."

1274
01:19:49,811 --> 01:19:51,779
I'm sorry.

1275
01:19:51,847 --> 01:19:56,307
I can't do this.

1276
01:19:56,384 --> 01:19:59,752
I just can't!

1277
01:19:59,821 --> 01:20:01,947
I've been lying to you.

1278
01:20:02,022 --> 01:20:04,856
I'm not a doctor.

1279
01:20:04,926 --> 01:20:09,829
In fact, my last job was teachin'
dancin' in a place called Flat River.

1280
01:20:09,898 --> 01:20:13,355
I've been lyin' to all you people.

1281
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:17,768
I'm not qualified to give you advice.

1282
01:20:17,838 --> 01:20:20,362
Maybe nobody is.

1283
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:24,844
After talkin' to you two or
three minutes on the radio...

1284
01:20:24,911 --> 01:20:28,370
I'm givin' you advice based
on the version of the truth...

1285
01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:31,849
that you want me and
the listeners to hear.

1286
01:20:31,918 --> 01:20:33,716
Sean...

1287
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:37,780
if you're out there,
Lord knows I hope you're listenin'.

1288
01:20:37,857 --> 01:20:41,122
If you left your wife
because I told you to...

1289
01:20:41,194 --> 01:20:44,253
well, you left for the wrong reasons.

1290
01:20:44,329 --> 01:20:49,164
Never let anybody tell you
whether to stay or go...

1291
01:20:49,234 --> 01:20:51,328
whether to take this job
or that job...

1292
01:20:51,404 --> 01:20:56,170
whether to put up with
your mother or tell her off.

1293
01:20:56,241 --> 01:20:58,334
You know why?

1294
01:20:58,410 --> 01:21:02,575
Because it's your life.
It's gotta be your decision.

1295
01:21:04,817 --> 01:21:08,947
Maybe what's right for somebody
else, may not be right for you.

1296
01:21:11,023 --> 01:21:13,115
Sean...

1297
01:21:13,191 --> 01:21:15,285
Ann loves you.

1298
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,125
Talk together.
Work it out together.

1299
01:21:19,197 --> 01:21:21,189
You decide what to do.

1300
01:21:21,266 --> 01:21:24,462
Lord, I've never come up
with a solution in my own life...

1301
01:21:24,535 --> 01:21:27,129
that wasn't worse than the problem
I had in the first place...

1302
01:21:27,205 --> 01:21:30,265
so who in the hell am
I to be tellin' you anything?

1303
01:21:30,341 --> 01:21:33,367
I can't do it anymore.

1304
01:21:33,444 --> 01:21:36,412
I'm done lyin' to you.

1305
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:39,644
I thank you for listenin'.

1306
01:21:39,717 --> 01:21:42,048
This is Shirlee signing off.

1307
01:21:53,029 --> 01:21:56,556
I'm returnin' the car.
It goes with the job.

1308
01:21:59,336 --> 01:22:02,305
Wherever you're going,
you'll need a car.

1309
01:22:02,372 --> 01:22:05,670
Nobody needs a $60,000 car.

1310
01:22:05,741 --> 01:22:09,109
Anyway, I'm not really a Mercedes.

1311
01:22:09,179 --> 01:22:12,978
I'm just a plain old Pontiac.

1312
01:22:14,717 --> 01:22:16,947
Maybe a Chevy.

1313
01:22:32,167 --> 01:22:35,567
- So you haven't seen her?
- No sign of her, sir.

1314
01:22:48,048 --> 01:22:50,017
Go ahead. You're on.

1315
01:22:50,084 --> 01:22:53,052
- Hi, this is Debbie from Glen Oaks.
- Hi.

1316
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:56,488
Maybe we could do something
to show Shirlee we care about her.

1317
01:22:56,558 --> 01:22:58,491
And what would that be?

1318
01:22:58,559 --> 01:23:01,074
She was always talking
about honking your own horn.

1319
01:23:01,075 --> 01:23:03,587
Yeah.

1320
01:23:03,664 --> 01:23:08,158
Maybe we could honk our
horns at, like, midnight.

1321
01:23:08,235 --> 01:23:10,897
Great! Great!

1322
01:23:10,971 --> 01:23:13,804
Honk your horns
for Shirlee at midnight!

1323
01:23:13,874 --> 01:23:18,641
There's no flight anywhere near Flat
River, Arkansas, tonight at all?

1324
01:23:20,514 --> 01:23:22,777
Okay, yes, sorry. Thanks.

1325
01:23:24,216 --> 01:23:27,242
Hey, I thought you got fired.

1326
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,686
Close. I quit.

1327
01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:32,155
Just making a phone call.
It was a toll-free number.

1328
01:24:10,661 --> 01:24:12,892
Don't jump!

1329
01:24:12,964 --> 01:24:16,660
- Don't jump. Don't jump!
- Not again.

1330
01:24:16,734 --> 01:24:19,726
Law of averages,
this time you'll kill me.

1331
01:24:19,803 --> 01:24:21,600
What are you doing here?

1332
01:24:21,672 --> 01:24:23,730
Wishin'.

1333
01:24:23,807 --> 01:24:25,570
Wishin' for what?

1334
01:24:27,744 --> 01:24:31,112
Wishin' I knew what to wish for now.

1335
01:24:31,181 --> 01:24:33,114
You were right.

1336
01:24:33,182 --> 01:24:37,346
I'm just a dance teacher with some
cheap advice and easy answers.

1337
01:24:38,688 --> 01:24:41,156
No, I wasn't.

1338
01:24:41,224 --> 01:24:44,489
Not according to your listeners.

1339
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:47,153
They've been calling
since you walked off.

1340
01:24:47,229 --> 01:24:51,393
Talking about how much they
love you, how you've helped them...

1341
01:24:51,466 --> 01:24:54,215
how the days and nights
are easier thanks

1342
01:24:54,216 --> 01:24:56,961
to Shirlee's laughter,
Shirlee's wisdom.

1343
01:24:57,039 --> 01:24:59,007
It's you they need, Shirlee.

1344
01:24:59,074 --> 01:25:02,669
It doesn't matter if you're a
dance teacher or trapeze artist.

1345
01:25:02,744 --> 01:25:06,077
It doesn't matter! It's you.

1346
01:25:06,148 --> 01:25:08,616
What about Sean?
I could've wrecked his marriage!

1347
01:25:08,684 --> 01:25:11,812
Sean called right after you walked off.
He was gonna leave her anyway.

1348
01:25:11,887 --> 01:25:13,878
He just wanted somebody
to agree with him.

1349
01:25:13,955 --> 01:25:16,946
If it hadn't been you,
it would've been someone else.

1350
01:25:17,024 --> 01:25:19,788
What's that?

1351
01:25:20,661 --> 01:25:22,720
Stay right here.

1352
01:25:24,366 --> 01:25:26,390
It's 12.00...

1353
01:25:26,467 --> 01:25:29,459
and if you're not honking your horn
for Shirlee, you should be.

1354
01:25:29,537 --> 01:25:31,971
They're honkin' for me?

1355
01:25:32,039 --> 01:25:34,438
Perlman had this idea that
everybody who cared about you...

1356
01:25:34,439 --> 01:25:36,503
should honk their horns at midnight.

1357
01:25:36,577 --> 01:25:40,103
Everybody who cares about me
is honkin' their horn?

1358
01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:42,649
Everybody who loves you
is honking their horn.

1359
01:25:45,518 --> 01:25:47,510
Shirlee...

1360
01:25:47,588 --> 01:25:51,421
what do you think about
the idea of a fresh start?

1361
01:25:56,496 --> 01:25:58,726
I'm sorry, Jack.

1362
01:25:58,798 --> 01:26:02,790
I just don't have another
fresh start left in me.

1363
01:26:23,655 --> 01:26:25,714
I'm sick of cornflakes.

1364
01:26:28,159 --> 01:26:30,560
Cornflakes?

1365
01:26:30,629 --> 01:26:34,395
I don't want to keep any more
cookies in the cookie jar.

1366
01:26:48,613 --> 01:26:51,206
Release the woman.!

1367
01:26:51,281 --> 01:26:53,910
Release the woman and place
your hands on your head.

1368
01:26:53,985 --> 01:26:57,351
- What?
- They think you're tryin' to murder me.

1369
01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:59,355
Hands on head!

1370
01:27:01,892 --> 01:27:03,973
They think you're tryin'
to push me off the bridge.

1371
01:27:03,974 --> 01:27:05,726
Very funny.

1372
01:27:05,796 --> 01:27:08,560
Hey, Dr. Shirlee.
It's me, Phil, remember?

1373
01:27:08,632 --> 01:27:10,998
How's your daughter?

1374
01:27:11,067 --> 01:27:14,263
She's back in school and doing well
thanks to you, Dr. Shirlee.

1375
01:27:14,336 --> 01:27:17,363
- It's just Shirlee now.
- What?

1376
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:20,408
I'm just Shirlee!

1377
01:27:29,685 --> 01:27:32,176
Gimme some straight talk
straight talk

1378
01:27:32,254 --> 01:27:34,779
And hold the sugar please

1379
01:27:34,857 --> 01:27:38,724
Straight talk, straight talk
sounds plenty sweet to me

1380
01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:43,059
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbo jive

1381
01:27:43,131 --> 01:27:47,761
Gimme just straight talk
and we're gonna be all right

1382
01:27:47,836 --> 01:27:51,432
Hello, Shirlee here.
What can I do for you?

1383
01:27:51,507 --> 01:27:53,872
I feel women are
more evolved than men.

1384
01:27:53,942 --> 01:27:55,876
Maybe the world is tougher for them.

1385
01:27:55,944 --> 01:27:58,037
But I know I'll be happier
as a woman.

1386
01:27:58,112 --> 01:28:00,137
I'm already a female inside.

1387
01:28:00,215 --> 01:28:04,447
I want to be one on the outside too,
so I'm getting the change.

1388
01:28:04,519 --> 01:28:08,420
I was wondering if
you had any advice for me.

1389
01:28:08,488 --> 01:28:13,323
Gary, if you're sure that's what
you really want, all I can say is...

1390
01:28:13,393 --> 01:28:16,362
don't try to perm your own hair...

1391
01:28:16,430 --> 01:28:19,593
and don't wear high heels
on a soggy lawn.

1392
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:22,658
Shirlee here.
What's cooking?

1393
01:28:22,736 --> 01:28:25,465
Pick up the phone you're not alone

1394
01:28:25,538 --> 01:28:27,632
We've all got something to say

1395
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:32,144
Listen in and listen up
we'll find a better way

1396
01:28:32,211 --> 01:28:37,012
With honesty and common sense
it's really hard to miss

1397
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:41,520
Straight talk, straight talk
just tell it like it is

1398
01:28:41,587 --> 01:28:45,887
Straight talk, straight talk
don't sugar-coat it please

1399
01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:50,121
Straight talk, straight talk
sounds sweet enough to me

1400
01:28:50,195 --> 01:28:54,791
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbo jive

1401
01:28:54,866 --> 01:29:02,569
Straight talk, straight talk
and we're gonna be all right

1402
01:29:02,642 --> 01:29:06,577
Straight talk, straight talk
makes plenty sense to me

1403
01:29:06,645 --> 01:29:11,014
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbo jive

1404
01:29:11,082 --> 01:29:15,075
Give me just straight talk
and we're gonna be all right

1405
01:29:15,153 --> 01:29:17,677
Give me just straight talk,
straight talk

1406
01:29:17,755 --> 01:29:20,919
And we're gonna

1407
01:29:20,992 --> 01:29:22,991
Be all right

1408
01:29:34,071 --> 01:29:40,067
I can see the light
of a clear blue morning

1409
01:29:40,144 --> 01:29:45,639
I can see the light
of a brand-new... day

1410
01:29:45,716 --> 01:29:48,548
Yes I can see the light

1411
01:29:48,618 --> 01:29:52,452
Of a clear blue morning

1412
01:29:52,522 --> 01:29:55,252
Everything's gonna be all right

1413
01:29:55,325 --> 01:29:58,226
Everything's gonna be all right

1414
01:29:58,294 --> 01:30:00,659
Everything's gonna be all right

1415
01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:03,790
It's gonna be okay

1416
01:30:03,866 --> 01:30:06,595
'Cause I can see the light

1417
01:30:06,668 --> 01:30:10,126
Of a clear blue morning

1418
01:30:10,205 --> 01:30:15,609
I can see the light
of a brand-new... day

1419
01:30:15,677 --> 01:30:22,480
I can see the light
of a clear blue morning

1420
01:30:22,551 --> 01:30:26,419
Everything's gonna be Gonna be okay

1421
01:30:31,443 --> 01:30:35,443
OCR correction by jcdr